betcha shrubya gives a televised address soon....

mike_c

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Sat May-08-04 07:05 PM
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betcha shrubya gives a televised address soon....

But NOT a news conference. Just him, alone. Presidential. Sweating buckets as he imagines Cheney alone in the closet with those yet unreleased photos. Trying to speak firmly, resolutely. Working like a mule to save his political career. Turning on his friends and handlers. Showing us all his beautiful mind, and trying to smirk his way back into America's heart.

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Bluzmann57

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Sat May-08-04 07:09 PM
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1. And he'll say

something like, "It ain't my fault. It's the terraists and Clintons fault. Sumbitch shoulda done somethin' ta not corrupt those youngsters". And the terraists are evil. And I'm great." Or some such BS like that.

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mike_c

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Sat May-08-04 07:18 PM
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3. I could almost hear the accent....

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KLF44

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Sat May-08-04 07:20 PM
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6. also

It's also the fault of those who allowed gay marriages to be performed in the USA.

ABB

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Hubert Flottz

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Sat May-08-04 07:13 PM
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2. "I never had Sex with no dead body!"

I hope he answers questions and can't wait for the debates to begin!

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mike_c

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Sat May-08-04 07:19 PM
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5. "I am not a criminal...."

Shades of Nixon....

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mopaul

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Sat May-08-04 07:18 PM
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4. tell yer kids ta start out small & just torture frogs & such....

n' nen nay cn' grow up ta be interrogaterers in th' army

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Hubert Flottz

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Sat May-08-04 07:33 PM
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8. Hell shoot for the moon!

Maybe even pResident!

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imax2268

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Sat May-08-04 07:33 PM
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7. or...

I did not have torturistic relations with those people...!

For real though...if and when he does you can guarantee that it will be scripted so he won't screw up...but even when it's scripted he still sounds silly...

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