just to lighten things up a bit....

A priest in a small rural town was very fond of the 10 chickens and 1 handsome cock
rooster he kept in a hen house behind the rectory.

One Saturday night, the priest discovered that the cock rooster was missing. At the same
time the priest heard rumors of cockfights being held in town. Shocked and dismayed, he
decided to say something during Sunday Mass.

During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Who among you will confess to sporting a
handsome cock?"
All the men stood up.

"No, No", he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among you will confess to having seen a
handsome cock?"
All the women stood up.

"Oh no!" he said. "That's not what I mean, either. Who among you will confess to having
seen a cock that doesn't belong to you?"
Half the women stood up.

"Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question: Has anybody seen my cock?"
All the choirboys stood up.........................

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Above: Congressmen Don Nickles (R-OK), Charles Schumer (D-NY), Dick Gephardt (D-MO), and John Lewis (D-GA) minutes before their arrest.

WASHINGTON, DC—Washington police seized 22 members of the House of Representatives, 12 members of the Senate, and more than 100 fighting cocks Monday night, in the latest crackdown on blood sports at the highest levels of the U.S. government.

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4019

:bounce:

You just trashed 99.9 percent of the Catholic Priest Because of what 0.1% of them did .

a rooster and a prostitute?

A rooster says cock-a-doodle-do

A prostitute says any cock 'ill do

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