this is too funny and is NOT politically correct

George, age 92, and Edith, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore.

George suggests they go in and address the man behind the counter:

"Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

George: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

George: "How about support hose for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

George: "What about medicine for rheumatism, osteoporosis & arthritis?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

George: "How about waterproof furniture pads & Depends?"

Pharmacist: "Yes sir."

George: "Hearing aid & denture supplies & reading glasses?"

Pharmacist: "Yes."

George: "What about eye drops, sleeping pills, Geritol & Ensure?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

George: "You sell wheelchairs, walkers & canes?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds and sizes. Why all these questions?"

George smiles & replies to the pharmacist: "We'd like to use your store as our Bridal Registry."

More like cute. Something I would pretend to laugh at if my mom told that joke.

I hope no one sweats you on that one.

they'd dated for a couple months, and at some point, Edith decided it was time to take the relationship to the "next level".

She invited George over for a romantic dinner, some wine, soft music....

When the time came, she excused herself and went into the bathroom to "freshen up". When she came out, wearing naught but what God gave her, she said "I have to tell you up front - I have acute angina." George responded "Well I sure hope so, cuz yer tits are pretty ugly!"

seek professional help!

About Flow and Joe

Joe had been out drinking all night, comes home get in bed and decides to have sex.

After a short period of time.

Joe sez to Flow, "you ain't got no tits and your box is tight"

Flow sez to Joe, "will you get off my back"

Edith was talking to her friend Flo about the time George showed up with 2 dozen long stem roses.

"It was so romantic, I was on my bed with my legs in the air in no time", to which Flo responded: "Whatsamatter? You ain't got a VASE?"

Short conversation between two old guys.

First guy: Do you and your wife have mutual climax?

Second guy: No, it's State Farm.