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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 05:28 PM
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The One Factor that will Cause Bush to get swamped by a Landslide, Cigars
Now that Bush has pissed off Castro in hopes of milking a few votes, he has pissed off Castro in the process by making it extremely difficult for exiles to send home money.

Thats it, No Cigars for America.

And we all know who luvs the $40 to $80 cigars.... its the PUBs

So now Bush threatens the source of fine hand rolled smokes from the one place in the world doing it, CUBA.

Bush? Can he do nothing right? Everytime he opens his mouth, disaster. He should go on vacation more often, this Nation be better off.
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 05:34 PM
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1. A cigar and a blue dress got him selected.
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malachibk Donating Member (780 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 05:45 PM
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5. A cigar UNDER a blue dress got him elected!
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 07:03 PM
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10. No wonder Condi never ever wears Blue, lol
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indigobusiness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 05:35 PM
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2. I'm smoking a Fonseca as we speak...
"We're not supporting their economy, we're burning down their fields."

Kinky Friedman---candidate for Texas guv

http://sludgereport.blogspot.com/
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 07:04 PM
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11. Keep savoring those cigars cuz soon ain't no more to be had... unless you
is a diplomatt.
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indigobusiness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 07:08 PM
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14. Cigars will not be stopped by Nazis, Fools,
or Do-gooders.

Mexico and Canada are too closeby.
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 07:15 PM
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16. lol, they gonna sic the Homeland Security guys to close them borders to
CIGARS, inspect every body orfice if need be, LOL.
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displacedtexan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 05:36 PM
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3. Cuban cigars are already illegal...
Has that stopped them from smuggling them in?

No.
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indigobusiness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 05:43 PM
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4. that's the purpose of diplomatic pouches...
Edited on Fri May-14-04 05:58 PM by indigobusiness
more Cuban cigars in DC than in Cuba.
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indigobusiness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 06:44 PM
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9. How do you scroll the script
Edited on Fri May-14-04 06:53 PM by indigobusiness
on your messages?
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 07:05 PM
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12. its legal in small chunks and that is threatened....making the Pubs pissed
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 06:06 PM
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6. I like a shot of good rum too with a good cigar!
But hell I'm lucky to afford a Fat Camel now daze! The Bush Crime family has had it in for Fidel for years! Since poppy Bush was in the CIA they've been trying to overthrow him so they can get his cigars! If Fidel Castro had oil they would have already whacked him and stole it! Task Force 121 would be there like they are in Iraq, shoving a dose of Texas Chainsaw Democracy down the people's throats and liberating them from those old nasty Natural Resources in the Holy names of old crooked Dick/Halliburton/Bushco, hot dogs and apple pies! Damn, I'm sick of Bush's shit!
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indigobusiness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 06:43 PM
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8. I like Ron Centenario
Costa Rican rum.

Drinks like candy.
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 07:07 PM
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13. We gonna go to Cuba and FREE them from Cigars??
Edited on Fri May-14-04 07:07 PM by opihimoimoi
They already Free from the likes of US... what more they want?
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oasis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 06:15 PM
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7. I'm not so sure that Castro or Chavez (Venezluela) will not be accused of
harboring Al Queda terrorists in the near future. We invade only to find out the bad guys have fled. The good news will be: "We gave freedom to the Cuban people."

"Freedom is the Almighty's gift to mankind"--G.W. Bush.
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 07:10 PM
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15. OMG, how the Pubs bandy about with this term FREEDOM. Like we
invented it.

Freedom is a life without the Pubs breathing down our penises and crotches. Thats how they end up with ...close your noses and eyes...Smegma Breath.
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indigobusiness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 02:50 PM
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17. I might be able to tolerate a green-eyed repug
breathing down my penis.
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