I think we might have an investment opportunity: stock in GIGANTIC CORKS.

LittleApple81

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Sat May-15-04 01:29 PM
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I think we might have an investment opportunity: stock in GIGANTIC CORKS.

And it is corks not something else (this is for people here with dirty imaginations here in DU).
There must be a factory somewhere where higher ups in governments all over the world (as well as heads of corporations and public institutions) can get gigantic corks that they can place in the information pipes flowing to them with any kind of information about what the horrible consequences of their policies are. All of them use these corks to provide themselves with deniability of responsibility, knowledge, and any decent reaction to obscene breaches of human decency.
We should be able to at least profit from their manufacture and sales, don't you think?

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Tummler

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Sat May-15-04 01:38 PM
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1. That's good, but the REAL profit...

is in the cork soaking biz.

:spank:

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seemslikeadream

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Sat May-15-04 01:38 PM
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2. I wish this guy would ..............oh never mind

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