Crisis Alert: Americans Accidentally Start Hating Americans

**a new poster on here put a link to this very funny political site. This is a snip of ONE of the many stories and editorials. It really gave me a good chuckle.

http://www.moderateindependent.com/

Crisis Alert: Americans Accidentally Start Hating Americans

August 6, 2003 - Americans accidentally started hating Americans today. This new anti-American feeling in America has led Americans to boycott hamburgers, hotdogs, apple pie, and baseball games.


“Apple pie?” sneered Al Redland of Oak Park, Illinois. “Uh-uh. From now on, it’s ‘freedom pie.’”


Susan Reynolds, of Centerville, Ohio, expressed a similar sentiment. “You won’t catch me driving one of those cars made by those Americans through the streets of my home here in the heartland of America – no, sir.”


The sentiment is wide-spread, and apparently shared by the majority of the nation.


“Those burger-eating exploitation monkeys,” quipped talk-show host Rush Limbaugh on his daily radio show.


Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld mocked the nation’s history, saying at a press conference that the Americans were part of an evil “Axis of Cholesterol.” He then punched a reporter for no apparent reason.


How this all began no one is really sure.

SEE MORE AT LINK.....


And don't miss the great stuff on Ahnold...... ass grabbing pics and everything!!

--that is a funny, funny site.

appreciatively,
Bright

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