On election Night what Network are you gonna watch?

Who's commentary do you most respect? Or who's face would you like to see announce that shrub is done?

I will feel special joy at seeing them have to announce that KERRY has won.

It'll be a fun night at FAUX!

of course!

at least they don't pretend to be serious

on election day, no calling states which always happens when we are still voting here in the west. I'm having my own media black-out on that day. I will check here later that night.

At least they're honest about their satire.

the channels and the web. It might be fun, though, to see the shit-eaters forced to eat their own shit on Faux.

I am old and grew up on the beach so the word has a whole different meaning to me ;-)

Welcome to DU, Gruenemann! :hi: May you post long and prosper!:toast:

...the reactions from the FAUX whores will be priceless.

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if so I'm totally there (yay for being close to the border!)

it might be on NewsWorld and a runner on the bottom of CBC, not sure but there will be very good coverage on this election for sure!

It will be sweet revenge after four years of watching them go down on bush, it'll be good to watch them have to spit.

break for that and I have a couple of friends in state races here.

Once the polls close I'll be at the local Democratic watering hole, and they'll have tvs tuned to all the channels.

hold much interest for me.

if I want to watch that shit I can rent old videotapes of Soviet Propaganda and Nazi Propaganda, respectively.

SOme quotes from 2000...


"These returns are running like a squirrel in a cage."

"It was as hot and squalid as a New York elevator in August." (On the New York Senate race.)


"This will have the people in Austin standing up like they got stuck with hat pins." (On the recantation of Florida results.)

"Hotter than a Laredo parking lot." (On the race)

"I think you would likelier see a hippopotamus run through this room than see George Bush appoint Ralph Nader to the Cabinet."

"This race is as tight as a too-small bathing suit on a too-hot car ride back from the beach."

"If a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a handgun." (In response to somebody telling him that if someone won one state ...)

"We've lived by the crystal ball, we're eating so much broken glass. We're in critical condition."

http://www.topfive.com/arcs/t5120100.shtml

My personal fave, #6:
"The Florida voter may be getting screwed harder than a drunken Paula Zahn at CBS's Christmas party."

-MR

Dan Rather is priceless

I still have my ExpressVU dish :)

......and watching the returns from the counties using DRE's as well as the reported returns at the Secretary of State web site looking for 'anomalies' in the returns data. :)

I suggest more people consider doing the same in their states. :evilgrin:

I click around on election night from network to network - I'll also be listening to AAR probably, as well as surfing the net. I need a place like the ESPNZone in Atlanta with every network on at the same time - I'm a totally obsessed on election night.

In that order.

A week before the election I will decide whether I want to be gone during the election. I always vote absentee, so I may go down to Acapulco and sit on a beach on election day. However, if things are going very well and are not in doubt for Kerry (as I suspect they will be) then I will probably go to the Victory Party at the Hotel Savory in downtown Des Moines and dance in the street, just like I did when Clinton was elected and re-elected. I won't care what network is on as long as the results are good.

I'll be watching the CBC!

Go Canada!

...whatever station our Public Policy Dept. has on in our lobby.

I'm planning to listen on Air America Radio, and maybe they'll even have a station here in the Phoenix area.

for the night crowd