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Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 07:31 PM
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Has anyone married a dog in Mass. yet?
I heard the anti-gay marriage people were adamant that this would happen. I'm just hoping to see some pics.

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grasswire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 07:32 PM
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1. hahahahaha!
Thanks for the belly laugh. Excellent!
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grasswire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 07:34 PM
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2. (I'm resisting the urge...
.....to make a comment about some of the dogs Republicans have married.....Woof!)
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Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 07:39 PM
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4. You're welcome
I'm hoping to see a jack russell terrier married to a gay lumberjack - I think that would be soooo cute :)
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Don_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 07:36 PM
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3. Well, I'm Not Sure On That
But it is illegal to get a moose drunk in Fairbanks, Alaska. I'm sure one of their own needed solace with an "intellectual" equal.
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 07:40 PM
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5. Do they have checkpoints for that ?

And what's the legal limit for blood alcohol for a moose ?
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 08:02 PM
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19. Ugh, I used to give them a wide berth up north when they were
sober. I really wouldn't want to run into a drunk one. They can grow to be really BIG.
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Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 08:18 PM
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24. It's legal for them to "be" drunk
You're just not allowed to 'get' them drunk. :)
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lastknowngood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 07:41 PM
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6. I'm not sure where did Dan Quale get married?
n/t
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ulysses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 07:43 PM
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7. heh!
:thumbsup:
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Fescue4u Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 07:48 PM
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8. I take you have not seen the Photos of the brides yet?
Believe me, there have quite a few that qualify for woolfer status. :)

BTW, as I was writing this, it occurred to me, what DO you call the marriage partners? Seems that bride or groom isnt exactly accurate.
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Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 07:51 PM
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10. Groom and Groom, Bride and Bride, of course
Edited on Tue May-18-04 07:51 PM by Cronus
"I pronounce you husband and husband" is what they're using.

I presume if you're marrying a female dog, it would be perfectly correct, although perhaps uncouth, to marry the bitch.

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Fescue4u Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 07:53 PM
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15. I suppose.

Seems a bit sexist though.
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Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 07:56 PM
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16. Yeah, why aren't male dogs called something like that
...I vote for "dicktch".

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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 07:49 PM
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9. What about those people in California and New York?
Are their marriages no longer legal?

:headbang:
rocknation
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Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 07:52 PM
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12. As of now, they're legal in SF, not so sure about NYC.
...until the court case wins then they'll be legal all over the state.

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Toopman Donating Member (2 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 07:51 PM
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11. gay marriage
If gay people can be married then shouldn't siblings be able to get married to each other too?
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grasswire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 07:53 PM
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13. hi big boy Toop....
.......are you cruising for a date here? I'd be happy to buy you a drink.
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Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 07:53 PM
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14. hahahaa this is like putting out a cockroach motel
With an irresistible free buffet....

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mike1963 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 08:47 PM
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28. You mean like in the bible? Shit, why not?
:eyes:
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EV1Ltimm Donating Member (831 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 08:50 PM
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29. lol!
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 07:58 PM
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17. Eh, some X-tian types in my community have had dog
marriages, complete with bride outfit and groom tux, and a reception. I know I went to one. Cute, but the lady of the house really thought Gawd wanted their poodles to be married before they did it.
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Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 08:00 PM
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18. I hope they fucked through holes in a sheet
So god wasn't offended.

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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 08:03 PM
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20. We all know people who really love their Pets in a Pub Way
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Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 08:04 PM
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22. Yeah, they're quite sheepish about it, right? (eom)
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DieboldMustDie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 11:00 PM
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31. Embrace me, my sweet embraceable ewe
Embrace me, you irreplaceable ewe...

:evilgrin:
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 08:04 PM
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23. I don't ask, but I wouldn't be surprised if that described
the dogs' owner's wedding.
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geek tragedy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 08:04 PM
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21. Maybe when
Ann Coulter comes to town.
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mainer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 08:21 PM
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25. You have to be 18 to give consent.
Underage dogs don't qualify.
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Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 08:41 PM
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27. Dog years don't count?
Damn! I was hoping to marry that nice 3 year old collie down the street, she's hot, and legal in dog years.

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DoNotRefill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 08:22 PM
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26. Nah, they're afraid of the commitment....
eom
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EV1Ltimm Donating Member (831 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 08:52 PM
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30. not going to happen.
dogs mature so much faster than men, it just wouldn't work out.
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