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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 09:18 PM Original message |
what would Jesus say to george dubya bush, were he here today? |
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patchdickens (74 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 09:21 PM Response to Original message |
1. are you a religious person? |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 09:23 PM Response to Reply #1 |
5. not religious, but i dig jesus |
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patchdickens (74 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 09:39 PM Response to Reply #1 |
20. if you dig Jesus, |
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TexasProgresive (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 09:21 PM Response to Original message |
2. * might see Jesus as an Iraqi child in torn and bloody |
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TNDemo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 09:21 PM Response to Original message |
3. Quit making me your scapegoat! |
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xultar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 09:22 PM Response to Original message |
4. Listen you little shit, when I come back I'm gonna whoop your ass!!! n/t |
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Jack Rabbit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 09:24 PM Response to Original message |
6. Something to get Ashcroft to crucify him, I'm sure |
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dweller (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 09:28 PM Response to Original message |
7. same thing he said |
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Poiuyt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 09:30 PM Response to Original message |
8. "You are the anti-me." |
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Ann Arbor Dem (900 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 09:31 PM Response to Original message |
9. He'd say... |
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Deb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 09:31 PM Response to Original message |
10. "Go to hell" |
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Gman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 09:32 PM Response to Original message |
11. Look, you sorry piece of shit |
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markomalley (412 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 09:33 PM Response to Original message |
12. Is this before or after Bush* has his heart attack... |
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Amaya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 09:34 PM Response to Original message |
13. You're a hypocrite! |
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shamrock (219 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 09:35 PM Response to Original message |
14. Ye are of your father the devil |
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Tinoire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 09:38 PM Response to Reply #14 |
19. Bingo. And He'll crown it with "Get the away from me!" |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 09:40 PM Response to Reply #19 |
23. 'get thee behind me satan' |
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Tinoire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 09:59 PM Response to Reply #23 |
27. Vade retro me satana! |
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mike1963 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 09:35 PM Response to Original message |
15. "So how come you never read my Sermon on the Mount, asshole?" |
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checks-n-balances (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 09:35 PM Response to Original message |
16. Here's how I would ask & answer the question... |
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killbotfactory (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 09:36 PM Response to Original message |
17. "I told you to do what? Are you FUCKING CRAZY?!" |
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ben_thayer (344 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 09:38 PM Response to Original message |
18. You're gone. You are SO gone... |
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harper (699 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 09:39 PM Response to Original message |
21. "What the fuck is wrong with you people" |
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Kod478 (42 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 09:40 PM Response to Original message |
22. Jesus's message |
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patchdickens (74 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 09:44 PM Response to Reply #22 |
25. now now |
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Kod478 (42 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 11:07 PM Response to Reply #25 |
28. beatitudes |
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lovedems (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 09:44 PM Response to Original message |
24. Something to the effect of |
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shamrock (219 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 09:57 PM Response to Original message |
26. thou art wretched |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 11:09 PM Response to Original message |
29. "I don't know who was talking to you . . ." |
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moondust (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 11:11 PM Response to Original message |
30. Where's the boss Goober? |
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exploited (141 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 11:16 PM Response to Original message |
31. Jesus H. Christ! WTF! |
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Serenity-NOW (301 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 11:19 PM Response to Original message |
32. * is here today and didn't he say God told him to bomb? n/t |
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bigtree (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 11:23 PM Response to Original message |
33. Pack your bags, you're headed for the Middle East. Write this down. |
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Straight Shooter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 11:29 PM Response to Original message |
34. Jesus knows better than to speak to a blind and deaf man |
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0007 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 11:37 PM Response to Original message |
35. Jays'us would sez in a low real cool sweet voice, |
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Cleita (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 11:39 PM Response to Original message |
36. Stop taking My name in vain and doing those vile thing and |
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exploited (141 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 11:44 PM Response to Original message |
37. My father only speaks through a burning bush |
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Wind Dancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 11:45 PM Response to Original message |
38. I am hesitant to say what I think Jesus would say to Bush! |
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myopic4141 (309 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 11:58 PM Response to Original message |
39. First Jesus would have to get over the digust of having to address Bush. |
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neebob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 12:03 AM Response to Original message |
40. He'd probably tell some parable |
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Lou_C (944 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 12:07 AM Response to Original message |
41. He would say...Begone Satan I banish you to the bowels of Hell |
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Gregorian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 12:10 AM Response to Original message |
42. GET THEE BEHIND ME! |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 12:14 AM Response to Original message |
43. "For the Love of God, I said PEACE!!! NOT WAR!!!!!!!""""" |
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Morning Dew (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 12:33 AM Response to Original message |
44. He'd say....... |
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TheWizardOfMudd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 12:34 AM Response to Original message |
45. I would answer but I don't want the prize |
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Sapphocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 01:07 AM Response to Original message |
46. "Guess what, George? I'm gay." n/t |
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TNDemo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 08:33 AM Response to Reply #46 |
48. I nominate this one. |
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Djinn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 01:14 AM Response to Original message |
47. Not a huge bible - head |
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Stuckinthebush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 08:38 AM Response to Original message |
49. W would have locked him up back on 9/12 |
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