Dear American People,

May 22, 2004

Georgie has a tummy-ache, so I've decided to keep him home from the Oval Office for the rest of his term.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Barbara Bush

After examining Georgie's records, we have concluded that he was not due to pass this year, nor asked to repeat the courses and grade he had been previously assigned. Therefore, we heartily recommend that you keep him at home, and encourage him to drop out. We'll include in his record, per Texas School Board policy, that he has relocated.

regards,
The American People

Good one!

program.

He doesn't qualitfy for being neither a child unless you cound childlike mind and he definitely can afford it so he wouldn't be left behind, just send to a private school.

George seemed like such a nice boy at first. But when he got caught cheating and lying about it, we uncovered the fact that he was part of an unlawful & unsavory gang parading as the good guys. Their plan was to slowly poison the principles upon which this school was built, rob it to build and pad their own fortunes, and leave it forever vulnerable. They had fooled a lot of people and we caught them just before the damage that they were doing became irreversible.

Unfortunately, he and his gang still have a following here, so we've had to institute a De-programming Program to help them get back to normal mental health, for the sake of their future and ours.

With your being his mother, I would like to suggest that you and your husband expose Georgie and his siblings to kids outside of the upper-crust and privileged so that he can begin to understand what life is like for the rest of us. Maybe then he - and all of you - will begin to see the toll that his decisions and actions will begin to take on those people.

And for everyone's sake, Mrs. Bush, I hope that he will someday realize what he has done and find an honest way to give back everything that he has stolen from us.