BUSH JUST BUSTED HIS ASS on a mountain bike 5.22.04 5pm est

Faux News covering right now.

My question is:

What the fuck is the President doing mountain biking in the middle of an Iraqi Invasion/Vietnam-like crisis?

Also, seems like old Shrub sure does fall down a lot...too much of the toddy?

JB

just wondering.....

Ah yes, the training wheels quote ALREADY coming back to bite him on his lazy fat ass!!

:bounce:

Damn terrorists! Must be the same ones who snuck those sixteen words into the SOTU speech, huh?

????

what wonderful timing! ;-)

Karma is one helluva bitch, ain't it?

ask me if I'm bummed!

;-) There'll be pictures.

Drunkard
Idiot
Dingbat
Screwball

A couple of half hour briefings per week is it.

The party conferences are all at seaside resorts. So the party leaders go down to the seaside for a photo op. The ones who get knocked over by the surf end up losing the elections.

Bush only stumbled on the Segway. But now, apparently, he has falled down.

(Oh, and don't forget Carter getting attacked by the rabit.)

This asswipe * is too stupid to walk and chew gum at the same time. He'd probably trip and bite his own tongue off. Hmmmm. Now THAT I would like to see.

nt

* spilled out onto the ground because he wasn't
wearing his seatbelt.

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You ain't ready for primetime, yet. :)

How much did the mountain bike cost?

I recall much consternation over Kerry having a road bike that costs "over five thousand dollars." How much was the shrubs? Was is a gift? Where was it made? Taiwan? China? Kerry's Serotta was made in the USA.
Read more about it here.

Aside... I just have to laugh when the uninformed make statements like "Wow!. A bicycle that costs $5000!" Five thousand dollars is certainly a lot of money, but no one would be shocked about paying 5 grand for a motorcycle. Road and mountain bicycles have become as sophisticated as formula one cars. It's personal with me because I used to work in the bicycle industry for over 10 years and have sold over a thousand bicycles to people.

DWolfman

PS. I'm about to go terrorize Santa Cruz on my American made S&M 24" cruiser, which costs over $1600....LOL

This won't be good for his image.

I can understand his fear of horses if he can't even handle a bike. Horses are probably afraid of him, too.

they lie about everything. Surely they're lying about this. Why would they tell the truth? They haven't yet.

Bush got drunk and fell down again, fucked up his face, and they're making up a story about a he-man macho mountainbike ride he went on.

uh .................. sure ....................

like Kerry had on a couple o fweeks ago when he crashed his bike? :)

Now I'm going to have to scrub that image out of my mind.

Aaahh! The horror!

I hear she has a mean left cross, at least that was the scoop after the so-called pretzel event.

s_m

:shrug: :evilgrin: Yo! Kerry! You done with my 5/8" wrench yet? ;-)

button?

hope it was painful

That's why I'm kicking it into the next day (today).