Oh Jeez the Bushism of Bushisms, be prepared to laugh.

Bush was discussing the economic recovery and we all know how tax cuts are a the foundation of his plan:

A tax cut is really on of the ANECDOTES to coming out of an economic illness.

:bounce: :bounce:

I was reading Craig Unger's Book "House of Bush House of Saud" and he cited a few examples. Here are some more.

In Iowa he explained the dangers of foreign policy:

When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly wh they were. It was us versus them, and it was clear who them was. Today we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.

There are more mistakes in that above quote than words.

And another that many of us have seen:

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

And:

We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself.


Please feel free to post some of the best Bushisms you've read.

and we will find these people and bring them to justice"
-Gweorge W. Bush

(((At least he's following through on his promise here)))

I had tears in my eyes from laughing for about 20 minutes.

and like him the more for them. He certainly isn't talking down to them in their minds when in reality that is exactly what he is doing. I can hear them now."Oh wasn't that cute, don't you just love him when he says things like that?"

You mean "endearing," right? :)

:+ :dunce:

Bush's ignorance is certainly ENDURING, but is it endearing?

I realize some people more or less celebrate ignorance and boorishness, and look with suspicion on articulate speakers with nuanced positions.

But do we really want CUTE? We can get cute at the nursery or petting zoo. We don't need "cute" in the Oval Office and before the world. It's not going to be cute if we fail economically and can't maintain our long-term alliances.

From "The Question W Revue"

The "BushSpeak" Sequence

To the tune of “SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS”

CONVOLUTED SYNTAX AND A MANGLING OF THE GRAMMAR
EVERY TIME YOU HEAR HIM SPEAK
YOU WANT TO GRAB A HAMMER
BUT IF YOU DARE TO PROTEST
YOU'LL END UP IN THE SLAMMER
CONVOLUTED SYNTAX AND A MANGLING OF THE GRAMMAR

UM TERRA TERRA TERRA UM SMOKE ‘EM OUT
UM TERRA TERRA TERRA UM SMOKE ‘EM OUT

OUR GEORGIE IS NO ORATOR
AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE
AND READING OFF A MONITOR
HE DOES JUST AWFULLY
IT’S THE SAME SPEECH HE SPEECHED BEFORE
BUT STILL CAN’T GET IT RIGHT
I GET ANNOYED AT THIS DULL BORE
AND I CAN’T BE POLITE:

IT’S CONVOLUTED SYNTAX AND A MANGLING OF THE GRAMMAR
EVERY TIME YOU HEAR HIM SPEAK
YOU WANT TO GRAB A HAMMER
BUT IF YOU DARE TO PROTEST
YOU'LL END UP IN THE SLAMMER
CONVOLUTED SYNTAX AND A MANGLING OF THE GRAMMAR
(Whisper:)
CONVOLUTED SYNTAX AND A MANGLING OF THE GRAMMAR
(Full:)
CONVOLUTED SYNTAX AND A MANGLING OF THE GRAMMAR!


To the tune of “Brush Up Your Skakespeare” from Cole Porter’s KISS ME KATE

THE ONES TODAY WHO ADORE THE PREZ
MUST IGNORE THE DUMB THINGS HE SEZ
AND TO PROVE OUR POINT WE WILL QUOTE AT LENGTH
ELOQUENCE IS JUST NOT HIS STRENGTH.
HE FOOLED US ONCE AND THE SHAME’S ON US
BUT THE SIMPLETON IS SO DEVIOUS
THEY BLESS ALL HIS BLUNDERS AND TWISTED LIES
TORTURED DICTION MUST GIVE THEM A RISE.
SO THEY APPLAUD WITH GLEE
AND THEY THINK HIS SMIRK IS SO CUTE
BUT WHEN I LOOK I SEE.
A CHIMPANZEE IN A FLIGHTSUIT

BRUSH UP YOUR BUSHSPEAK
PICK YOUR FAVORITE GAFFE
BRUSH UP YOUR BUSHSPEAK
GIVE A LIBERAL A LAUGH

WHEN YOU’RE BRAGGIN’ ABOUT YOUR ‘TRIFECTA’
WHY DOESN’T YOUR CONSCIENCE AFFECT YA?
WHEN HE TELLS YOU TO MAKE THE PIE HIGHER-ER
ASK HIM WHY HE HAS BEEN SUCH A LIAR-ER
WHEN I TRIED TO PUT FOOD ON MY FAMILY
THEY RESPONDED BY PUTTING FOOD ON ME!
BRUSH UP YOUR BUSHSPEAK
MAKE A LIBERAL LAUGH

BRUSH UP YOUR BUSHSPEAK
MAKE A NASTY CRACK
BRUSH UP YOUR BUSHSPEAK
WATCH REPUBLICANS ATTACK

WHEN HE SAYS THAT YOU SHOULD LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR
WATCH YOUR BACK ‘CAUSE HE WANTS TO INVADE HER
IF HE SAYS HE’S MISUNDEREST-‘MATED
IT’S BECAUSE HE DON’T KNOW WHAT HE’S STATED
HE’D LIKE TO BE THE DICTATOR
THAT SHOULD MAKE HIM SOME KIND OF TRAITOR
BRUSH UP YOUR BUSHSPEAK
GIVE DIM SON A WHACK.

BRUSH UP YOUR BUSHSPEAK
PICK YOUR FAVORITE GAFFE
BRUSH UP YOUR BUSHSPEAK
GIVE A LIBERAL A LAUGH

AND IF BY SOME FLUKE HE SAYS ‘NUK’LER’
IS POSSIBLE HE COULD SOUND KOOKY’ER?
WHEN HE CLAIMS HE IS SAVING THE FORESTS
THAT MEANS NO MORE TREES FOR THE TOURISTS
IF YOUR SEARCH FOR A JOB SIMPLY STYMIES ‘YA
WELL YOU OUTTA BE LOOKING IN IND’YA
BRUSH UP YOUR BUSHSPEAK
MAKE A LIBERAL LAUGH

BRUSH UP YOUR BUSHSPEAK
MAKE A NASTY CRACK
BRUSH UP YOUR BUSHSPEAK
WATCH REPUBLICANS ATTACK

SINCE HE CALLS HIMSELF THE WAR PRESIDENT
YOU’D THINK SOME LEADERSHIP WOULD BE EVIDENT
IF HE CLAIMS THAT TO MARS HE WILL TAKE US
ASSUME THAT HE’LL AIM FOR URANUS.
IF YOU’RE PLANNING ON CASHING THAT TAX CUT
WELL THE TAX THAT WAS CUT WAS NOT YOUR CUT
BRUSH UP YOUR BUSHSPEAK
GIVE DIM SON A WHACK

BRUSH UP YOUR BUSHSPEAK
PICK YOUR FAVORITE GAFFE
BRUSH UP YOUR BUSHSPEAK
GIVE A LIBERAL A LAUGH

WHEN HE CLAIMS HE IS SMOKING THE SAME CAVES
HIS CRUSADE IS JUST OPENING NEW GRAVES
HE CAN’T WIN A WAR AGAINST TERRA
‘CAUSE CONCEPTULLY HE’S IN ERRA
AND IF GASSING MAKES YOU SUCH A BADDY
DON’T FORGET THE GAS CAME FROM YOUR DADDY
BRUSH UP YOUR BUSHSPEAK
MAKE A LIBERAL LAUGH

BRUSH UP YOUR BUSHSPEAK
MAKE A NASTY CRACK
BRUSH UP YOUR BUSHSPEAK
WATCH REPUBLICANS ATTACK

SO GO PRACTICE YOUR HATE AND FEAR MANTRA
AND WE’LL USE IT TO HELP US DEFEAT ‘YA

BRUSH UP YOUR BUSHSPEAK
GIVE DIM SON A WHACK

(“Subliminable.”)

GIVE DIM SON A WHACK

(“Is our children learning?”)

GIVE DIM SON A WHACK

(“Misunderestimated.”)

GIVE DIM SON A WHACK!

Parody Lyrics Copyright 2004 by Jeff Matson
All Rights Rreserved.

"This is historic times....whether they be Christian, Jew, or Muslim, or Hindu, people have heard the universal call to love a neighbor just like they'd like to be called themselves. --George W. Bush, 10.09.03.

get a sh*tload more at http://bushwatch.org/english.htm

Actually, only the very best can be archived, otherwise the servers are overloaded :-)

"There's an old...saying in Tennessee...I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once...(3 second pause)... Shame on...(4 second pause)...Shame on you....(6 second pause)...Fool me...Can't get fooled again." --George W. Bush to Nashville, Tennessee audience, Sept. 17, 2002, MSNBC-TV --Politex, Sept. 17, 2002, 10 PM

even funnier live:
http://bushwatch.org/ourfearlessleader.mp3

"Actually, only the very best can be archived, otherwise the servers are overloaded" :-)

Funny!

should be the caption under a picture of the Iraqi prisoner being electro-shocked!!

ANECDOTES! Hah! What a fucktwat...

So what comes after his tax cuts? And if he has such a great plan, why hasn't he said any more about it? Why 3 years of insane cuts with no explanation apart from the glib and rudimentary rubbish of "stimulating the economy"?!

It's even more ridiculous than a mere malapropism; the statement is precisely the opposite of what he's trying to say.

Hear me out; the quote is: "A tax cut is really on(e) of the ANECDOTES to coming out of an economic illness." By saying this, he's saying that a tax cut is an antidote to curing (coming out of) economic illness. He's saying that tax cuts prevent one from curing economic illness, when he means to say that they are some panacea.

The complex extreme idiocy of this guy keeps one from even keeping track of it all. It's funny enough to call it an anecdote, because it sounds like a tall tale or a baseless quip, but this is hysterical.

www.dubyaspeak.com

And they changed their website's appearance... I love their new audiio section, Bush* really is a dimbulb...

I think one of the first things most kids do, is learn their native tongue. This speaks for any child in any country. He is from a far distant place so far removed from humanity that we will never figure out where this planet is. He is not from a heavenly body (even though he thinks he is) as most people believe perfection lies in this dwelling. He possibly could be from Hell but it appears to me that even demons could speak better. I can think of only one good thing to say about this alien. He is not my son, brother, child, or blood relative of any shape form or fashion, unless of course I am somehow related to a rock. I cannot say the same for Zell Miller. I think they may both be from the same planet.
We need not to study this species any further. I sincerely hope we can just send them away and never ever have to be part of their really good aptitude at invasion of the body snatchers. We do know one thing for sure about this species. They love war and destruction, the cannot tell the truth, they are loyal to no one, cannot coherently speak, and they cannot ride bikes.

This seems like a double malapropism. If he had used the "correct" word (antidotes), the sentence would still be screwed up, stating the opposite of what he intended. An antidote to the "coming out" sounds like a perpetuation to me. Thus a tax cut perpetuates the economic illness, which is a true statement. So Bush stumbled into a seldom-heard true statement using a double malapropism, somewhat like a double negative.

Nope. I looked it up in a dictionary (m-w.com), where it is described simply as a noun.

:eyes:

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on an unimportant matter. Another definition: "a terse and pithy account of some detached incident"..... As you said it is a double malapropism, because even if he had said antidote he would have screwed up the sentence.

:bounce:

That's because he has no comprehension of "big words'" meanings, and, therefore, can't put them into the context of real world events. WHAT A TOTAL IDIOT! He is the most hideous embarrasment to this country in its entire history!! :puke:

this one kind of stands out!

"And I call upon the Iraqi people to reject violence, band together to insist that the country move toward a peaceful tomorrow. Iraq is changing for the better. I mean, look at the soccer team."

Too stupid to ride a bike!

Good evening. Before I take your questions, let me speak with the American people about the situation in Iraq. This has been tough weeks in that country.

I wanna remind you all that I -- in, in order -- what -- in order to fight and win the war it requires a expenditure of money -- uhh, uhh -- that is commiserate with keeping a promise to our troops to make sure that they're well paid, well trained, well equipped.
-- It's official... Dubya doesn't know he's still using the wrong word, and his advisers are afraid to tell him, Washington, D.C., Dec. 15, 2003


America stands for liberty, for the pursuita happiness and for the unalieinalienable right of life. LOL!!!

I, I think the intelligy I get is darn good intelligence.
-- I might agree, if only I knew what "intelligy" was, Washington, D.C.

There is all kinds of estimates about the cost of war.


The only, and I mean the ONLY thing I will miss when this guy goes in November is being able to make fun of him. He is the biggest boob that has ever held any kind of public office.

:7

two days dumber.

just do what W does.