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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 10:24 PM
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Harley Rider * vs * Fool that can't even ride a bicycle right?
Not a very tough choice for me, but then I'm not a GOPer Moran! Just when you think Bush has reached the zenith of stupidity, he hits a new high water mark!

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PretzelWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 10:26 PM
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1. accomplished snowboarder vs. Segway crash victim
you tell me.
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Lin Donating Member (594 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 10:35 PM
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3. thanks for my goodnight laugh -needed that g'night -lin<zzz>
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 10:37 PM
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4. Bilder of homes for Americans that never had a home before or
A fool that nearly tears off his finger with a claw hammer on his photo op at a Habitat for Humanity home site in Texas!

Bush was trying to act like Jimmy Carter that day, but he blew that too!
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 10:33 PM
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2. hell yeah!

How can one compare someone who can handle a Dyna Wide Glide with ease to an idiot that can't ride a fucking bicycle?

Go John Go!!!!!!!
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 10:42 PM
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5. Knuckle Head!
Is the only connection I can see between Bush and Harley! I'll bet he had APE HANGERS on his bicycle! Prolly highway pegs too!

Next time you go out on that Hog better wear your Mouth Protector!
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 10:52 PM
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6. "Then Came Dimson"
Edited on Sun May-23-04 11:00 PM by Hubert Flottz
He wants to be the Prez! The only Hawg that boy ever rode had a curly tail instead of a hardtail!

EDIT}}}Then came BRONSON

http://www.thencamebronson.com/pages/frames01.htm
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number6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 11:00 PM
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7. smirk-face needs a 50cc pocket sport bike and
a full face helmet
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 11:01 PM
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8. He could suckstart a 747!
Edited on Sun May-23-04 11:07 PM by Hubert Flottz
With that smirk!

EDIT} He just wants to be free to ride his machine without bein' hassled by Saddam!
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PretzelWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 11:20 PM
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9. A woman needs a man..like a BUsh needs a bicycle.
No wonder Bush was so worried about remote controlled airplanes from Iraq. He generally does bad with anything having wheels (so does Laura for that matter).

Perhaps Bush has taken more than his share of objects to the nuts as well.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 11:36 PM
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10. If Laura could talk I'll bet she could tell some stories!
Bush pays a lot of attention to his livestock I hear! I don't know if that is usual or unusual attention the little birds are talkin' bout! That brings us right back to Hawg riding though!
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PretzelWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 12:05 AM
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11. Crawford TX. Where men are men and the sheep are afraid.
LOL. I love that. Bush says to his mommy, Bar: "Honest me, I was just helping this sheep over the fence."
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 06:43 AM
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12. The little prince should stick to chickens and leave the "Wide .....
Glides" to the non-cheerleader types! Poultry in Motion is what yanks his crank I reckon! Somehow when I picture 'Biker Bush' I picture Pee-Wee Herman's ride instead of Peter Fonda's or Dennis Hopper's scooters!
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 07:07 AM
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13. Outlaw Biker Bush has a soulmate!
To bad I didn't say Cellmate!

http://www.mugshots.net/pee_wee_herman/

If someone would put shrub on Pee-wees bike about now, it sure would be funny to blast around the WWW! It would have some impact after the worlds see's his boo-boos on TV tonight!
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