Aughhhhhhhhhhhh! We're all gonna DIE! - Democratic Underground

Brian_Expat

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Wed May-26-04 05:15 AM
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Aughhhhhhhhhhhh! We're all gonna DIE!

Homosexuals getting married in Massachusetts and now, a TERROR ALERT! Please, save us, President Bush! Steady our nation's shaky state like you steady your bicycle in Crawford! Save us from the evildoers!

:crazy:

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Brian_Expat

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Wed May-26-04 05:19 AM
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1. I'm quivering in a corner

Occasionally sobbing and only having the courage to turn on FOX News and listen for our wise and strong leader to offer words of reassurance. Any words at all! :crazy:

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mopaul

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Wed May-26-04 05:20 AM
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2. only big brother can save us from oceana

only the neocons can prevent another attack...by simply cancelling it.

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MrSlayer

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Wed May-26-04 05:25 AM
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3. Figures, the sanctity of my marriage is destroyed and now I'm going to die

before I can enjoy it.

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Brian_Expat

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Wed May-26-04 05:31 AM
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5. It gets worse!

Howard Stern has said the F-word on the radio!

Civilisation is over! Run, run for the hills!

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Hubert Flottz

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Wed May-26-04 05:26 AM
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4. I can't wait till John Kerry gives the all clear in January!

W-O-L-F is starting to bore the hell outta' me!

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soup

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Wed May-26-04 05:49 AM
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6. Do I have time to grab a cup of coffee first?

I actually slept for 5 hours last night - because of the terra alert.

Heard someone was going to have a press conference at 11a.m., went to bed and slept better than I have in a very long time.

Figure those terraists wouldn't dare attack before we were even told what we were supposed to be afraid of.

diagonally parked in a parallel universe

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NMDemDist2

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Wed May-26-04 06:42 AM
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7. ROFL great sig line soup!

my husband said it three times, now he figures it's his. You don't have a copyright or anything do ya? hehehhehehe :smoke:

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DarkPhenyx

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Wed May-26-04 06:51 AM
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8. I'm voting for a beer.

I so do not want to face the end of existance, then go on to meet my maker, sober

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DoYouEverWonder

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Wed May-26-04 06:58 AM
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9. Those poll numbers must really suck

even after W's big speech on Monday night.

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