Let's write an newspaper ad for the 5 Al Quada members recruiting.
WANTED
5 wealthy ummm businessmen from the Middle East are looking for you to be a part of their teamcell. We are looking for employees who are highly motivated but suicidal. Do you have what it takes? Excellent benefits and generously competitive pay packages await you...not to mention 70+ virgins.
TRAVEL! LEARN NEW SKILLS! Applicant must be convinced of the evil of western society and willing to take big risks. Some pyrotechnics involved, will train. A job that will bring you closer to paradise.
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