Conspiracy Theory Questionnaire

Old or new, everybody just loves conspiracy theorists and their wacky paranoid delusional babbling, what are some of the faves, and how do rate them? True or false? Possible or impossible?

Jack the Ripper. Was their a connection with Britain's royal family?

Iran Contra. Was George Bush the first up to his neck in this scandal?

The Kennedy Murder. Was George Bush the first in on this plot?
Do you buy the official Warren Commission Report?

The Reagan Assassination Attempt. Was George Bush involved in this botched assassination?

The Reagan coup de tat. The hostage in Iran were actually held longer by arrangement with the U.S. by Reagan operatives out to make Carter look ineffective, and making Reagan look intelligent and decisive. Was George Bush the first somehow complacent in this matter?

Gary Condit. Did he murder and dispose of Chandra Levy, or was he set up?

Ted Kennedy. Was he also set up at Chappaquiddick?

Was Bushco directly involved in the 9-11 World Trade Center and Pentagon attacks? Either by neglect and inaction, or direct complicity?

Are Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden on the C.I.A. payroll? Were they both repeatedly allowed to escape? Do they take orders directly from Bushco?

Rev. Martin Luther King. Did James Earl Ray really do it? Alone or with assistants? Why did he say he was innocent toward the end?

Robert Kennedy. Did Sirhan Sirhan really do it alone? Do you believe the official story?

John Lennon. Same basic question. Lennon was seriously hated by a lot of U.S. Government officials, including J. Edgar Hoover.

J. Edgar Hoover. Was he really a closeted homosexual? Did he dress in women's clothing? Did the Cosa Nostra really have a photo of him doing something socially unacceptable? Did they blackmail him with it.? Hoover never acknowledged the existence of the Mafia.

Bill Clinton. Was he set up with Ms. Lewinsky like a fish to a lure?
Did the G.O.P. attack machine take full advantage of his known weakness for other women and arrange the whole scandal, with a perjury trap in mind?

Bushco. Is the current crowd of cockroaches in the White House earnestly attempting to conquer the globe, Roman style?

The Next Terror Attack. Will there be another one before election 04?

These and many other conspiracy theories will keep us paranoid schizos busy for years to come. I personally have move beyond passé' tin foil hat wear, to fully functional brain wave receiver implants in by skull monitored by the C.I.A. mind control division from orbit.

Add Wellstone and you've got a tie.

What did mopaul know, and when did matcom know that he knew it?

Well, sure, they're all conspiracies in FACT.

After all, a duly sworn jury found that John DeLorean was set up. If they'd set up the Pontiac Goat Man, who wouldn't they do it to?

the truth often turns out to be worse than I suspected!

Kennedy assassination, Warren Commission, Iran Contra, Bush and 911,
Bin Laden and Hussein -- the body of evidence is far too
convincing to dismiss. Conspiracy abounds.

coincidence. The next set of random coincidences with this many apparent connections will occur in 2.4 million years.

by the end of September.

My guess is a Gulf of Tonkin type incident, that will give W an excuse to launch a massive retalitory strike. So what if half of South East Asia is no longer habitable. No one will be worrying about Saddam or Osama or anything else for that matter.

W needs a another perfect distraction and he needs it soon.

Jack the Ripper: Maybe

(I won't say "possible", because EVERYTHING is possible)

Bush I/Iran-Contra: Absolutely.

Bush I/JFK Murder: Most probably. Warren Report? Magic Bullets? Sure. And I'm the King of Siam!

Reagan Assassination Attempt: Probably. Bush I would have become Caeser. Who benefits?

October Surprise (raygun coup d'etat): Bush I involved? Absolutely.

Gary Condit: Maybe a Bushevik set-up, maybe she was just killed by a whacko and the Right-Wing Scream Machine seized upon a story regarding an "intern". On the other hand, the way they "found" her body in a place they'd already searched at a VERY convenient time when the Emperor was on the hot seat (for what, I can't remember, but it was the first of many Rovian Media Manipulations of that style).

Ted Kennedy & Chappaquiddick: Doubtful.

By your definition of "involved", which includes LIHOP: Almost certainly. Who benefits?

Hussein and Bin Laden on CIA payroll: Not any more, but the Bush Business Connections remain still, I'd guess.

Rev. Martin Luther King: Bush I and the Nixon Crime Family, perhaps using patsies...no doubt in my mind.

RFK: The same. Bush I HATED the Kennedys. "Wait until they get a load of my boys!" he said in the 60s or sometime before. If the truth ever gets out many centuries from now, the post WWII-era may be cast as the Battle For Empire: Bush vs. Kennedy (HINT: The Kennedy's lost)

John Lennon: Maybe.

J. Edgar Hoover: I though it was pretty well established that he was a cross-dresser. I also think he was quite pleased with the way the Mafia parasitized and assaulted the Union movement. No need to interfere with what he perhaps saw as a useful happenstance.

Bill Clinton Set-Up: Wouldn't surprise me. I have occasionally read that Yeltsin got wind of it and opted not to warn Clitnon. But that is not reliable info. Wouldn't surprise me, but I still think it's on the doubtful side. They colluded in RICO-violating ways against him on many other fronts, but I'm not sure I buy that Lewinsky herself was a set-up.

Bushco Imperial Desires: Not Roman-Style, but a modified version for the 21st-Century. Same idea, different methods & ultimate goals, exactly as it is with the Bushevik propaganda strategies so closely mimicking Nazi propaganda strategies.

The Next Terror Attack: While it is possible that an ACTUAL unaided attack may occur on it's own (God Forbid), I don't think the Busheviks will be purposefully letting their guard down like that again before 2004 (unless Gen Clark is whipping Bush in all the polls 64-36% -- then everybody shoudl keep their heads down)

I don't believe the Warren report.

Suspicious of those who served on it, too.

Don't know anything about Jack the Ripper.

I also thought it was established that J. Edgar was a cross-dresser.

I've done a fair amount of research on (1) Cliff Baxter, the Enron VP, as well as (2) the Wellstone crash, and certainly think the evidence points to (1) murder and coverup, and (2) murder and coverup.

Don't know as much about the Princess Diana car crash, but that was pretty suspicious too.

Also, am not convinced that styrofoam pieces fell on the shuttle and caused its wing to be breached. Haven't researched that one much, but hey, my stance now is to be skeptical until convinced.

I actually believe that sometimes famous people die by accident or suicide or natural causes -- but when all the evidence is covered up immediately and authorities declare a death an accident or suicide within 24 hours BEFORE investigating, I have to be suspicious. Especially when they're key witnesses or something, scheduled to testify.

Didn't used to be like this .... until I researched one in depth.

Oops, ya forgot the anthrax to the two top Senate Dems -- Daschle and Leahy. Random. All random.....

Yes = Conspiracy ...

Jack the Ripper: Yes (though not necessarily a direct connection)

Iran Contra: Yes (wriggled nicely though and repaid those who covered for him).

JFK + Bush: Don't know ... tempting to say yes but that's just bias ...

JFK + Warren Commission Report: Yes (complete whitewash)..

Reagan Assassination Attempt: Yes - came pretty close too.

Reagan/Iran: Yes but probably counts as "all's fair in politics".

Gary Condit: No (but who cares?)

Ted Kennedy: No (just another drunk driver with powerful connections).

Bushco + 9-11: Yes (MIHOP)

Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden on the C.I.A. payroll? Yes (previously)
Were they both repeatedly allowed to escape? Yes (how else?)
Do they take orders directly from Bushco? Yes (used to ... now? on ice)

MLK + James Earl Ray: No, he didn't do it, yes it was a conspiracy
Why did he say he was innocent toward the end? Because he was ...

Robert Kennedy: Don't know enough on this one but something smells ...

John Lennon: No (just a nutter)

J. Edgar Hoover: Yes (queer as a coot, corrupt and probably blackmailed)

Bill Clinton: No (just a known womaniser).

Bushco + empire: Yes

(Interesting comparison: "the current crowd of cockroaches in the White House".
Especially when you consider that cockroaches will be amonst the few creatures
to survive a global nuclear war.

Terror Attack before election 04? Yes (definitely).
Prediction: There will be
1) a few "heroically defeated terror attacks" over the next 12 months
to keep things on the boil (especially during sensitive news periods);
2) one or more "minor" attacks in some "foreign" country such as Italy,
New Zealand or the UK (gulp) to show that there really are "terrorists"
out there (cf. Bali)
& 3) A "biggie" in DC/SF/LA in late Summer next year to force through enough
laws to enable a power-seize around the time of the election if should
prove necessary.


Nihil