I love George W. Bush

I love the way he rides bikes.
I love the way he rides segways.
I love the way he smirks on TV
I love the way he runs companies
I love the way he lies to us
I love the way he can't read his script
I love the way he write poetry
I love the way he starts wars
I love the way he gives to the rich and takes from the poor
I love the way he protects his friends
I love the way he meets with Enron
I love the way he angers the world
I love the way he kills our troop
I love the way he destroys our economy
I love the way he grows our debt
I love the way he hates books
I love the way he hears voices in his head
I love the way he is never wrong
I love the way he is committed


Am I sick, or what?

Make brackish sewer water. Or something like that...

hope this is not a repost here...



>A TEST OF YOUR MORALITY AND ETHICS
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>The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you
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>Somehow the man looks familiar.
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>It's George W. Bush!
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>You can save the life of George W. Bush.
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>a photo displaying the death of a very powerful man.
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>Black and white, or colour?
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Best joke of the day!

I never get tired of seeing it. Thanks for making my morning!
Oh, and :hi: welcome to DU!

color.

I've got to go with black and white though.