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elfwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 10:10 AM
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Cold Turkey by By Kurt Vonnegut : A MUST read!
Edited on Fri May-28-04 10:16 AM by elfwitch
Because it is Kurt, of course it is brilliant. A few things I wanted to share...
http://www.inthesetimes.com/site/main/article/cold_turkey/

Excerpts:
“Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” A lot of people think Jesus said that, because it is so much the sort of thing Jesus liked to say. But it was actually said by Confucius, a Chinese philosopher, 500 years before there was that greatest and most humane of human beings, named Jesus Christ.

And the best part:
Doesn’t anything socialistic make you want to throw up? Like great public schools or health insurance for all?

How about Jesus’ Sermon on the Mount, the Beatitudes?

Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the Earth.

Blessed are the merciful, for they shall obtain mercy.

Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called the children of God. …

And so on.

Not exactly planks in a Republican platform. Not exactly Donald Rumsfeld or Dick Cheney stuff.

For some reason, the most vocal Christians among us never mention the Beatitudes. But, often with tears in their eyes, they demand that the Ten Commandments be posted in public buildings. And of course that’s Moses, not Jesus. I haven’t heard one of them demand that the Sermon on the Mount, the Beatitudes, be posted anywhere.

“Blessed are the merciful” in a courtroom? “Blessed are the peacemakers” in the Pentagon? Give me a break!


On liberals vs. conservatives:
Even crazier than golf, though, is modern American politics, where, thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative...

Which one are you in this country? It’s practically a law of life that you have to be one or the other? If you aren’t one or the other, you might as well be a doughnut.

If some of you still haven’t decided, I’ll make it easy for you.

If you want to take my guns away from me, and you’re all for murdering fetuses, and love it when homosexuals marry each other, and want to give them kitchen appliances at their showers, and you’re for the poor, you’re a liberal.

If you are against those perversions and for the rich, you’re a conservative.

What could be simpler?


Another gem:
That chief and his cohorts have as little to do with Democracy as the Europeans had to do with Christianity. We the people have absolutely no say in whatever they choose to do next. In case you haven’t noticed, they’ve already cleaned out the treasury, passing it out to pals in the war and national security rackets, leaving your generation and the next one with a perfectly enormous debt that you’ll be asked to repay.

Nobody let out a peep when they did that to you, because they have disconnected every burglar alarm in the Constitution: The House, the Senate, the Supreme Court, the FBI, the free press (which, having been embedded, has forsaken the First Amendment) and We the People.


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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 10:18 AM
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1. He's possibly the most intelligent and honest writer
on the planet.We need millions more like him.He's a national treasure in my eyes,and has influenced me more than any other writer.
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elfwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 10:24 AM
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4. I completely agree...
He is one of my favorite writers. His editorials and commentaries are as good or better than his novels.

And so it goes.
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GOPFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 10:19 AM
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2. I completely agree
Many of todays "Christians" embrace beliefs that are the complete opposite of what Jesus taught. Why???? It really baffles me that so many good people can be so completely suckered!

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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 10:24 AM
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3. Great article
Funny and interesting! Thanks for sharing that :)
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