this guy seems to have expanded the field a bit . . . and there are some notable omissions as well . . .http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2004/5/26moe.html/2. John McCain, Senator, ArizonaPro: Independent thinker, veteran, may draw Republican votes
Con: Is a Republican, disagrees with Kerry on most things
(snip)
7. Paul Tsongas, former Senator, MassachusettsPro: Fiscal conservative, appeal could cross party lines
Con: From same state as Kerry, died in 1997
(snip)
14. Ann Coulter, columnistPro: Flattering position would silence her exposing of the true evil liberal agenda
Con: Is composed entirely of spiders and deadly snakes writhing beneath a latex "skin"
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20. Jesus, Messiah, Nazareth Pro: Would put Bush in uncomfortable position of attacking his personal Lord and Savior, could redefine Christianity instantly for political gain, likable
Con: Mythical
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http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2004/5/26moe.html/