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Edited on Wed Jun-16-04 10:14 AM by Kid_A
where he infiltrates the White House through a series of spider-holes that Iraqi spies have been digging since the Gulf War I, comes out right under the Oval Office where Bush is working diligently on keeping America safe. Saddam sneaks up behind Bush and says "Now I will succeed where I failed years ago, you American pig-dog". Bush ducks just in time to dodge Saddam's knife, and the two men fight. It's an epic kung-fu battle, that eventually ends up in a small ante-room adjacent to the Oval Office. Saddam has Bush pinned to ground, and is slowly choking the life out of him, until Bush remembers that he keeps his "memento" in this room. Saddam is busy stangling Bush, so he doesn't notice when Bush removes the former dictator's pistol from its plaque, hoping against hope that the lone bullet is still in the chamber. He places the the barrel under Saddam's chin and pulls the trigger, covering the walls and ceiling with brain-splatter that looks suspiciously like an American flag. Bush throws the lifeless corpse to the floor, looks down at it and says "Mission accomplished, bitch." Roll End Credits...
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