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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 12:45 PM
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Got an Email from GOD.... SHE is pissed off as Hell. It goes like this:
I gave you guys brains... brains to use in good ways. Peace, Love, comfort, etc, these are the things to do. and yeah, party too.

But this war shit, this kissing the snakes shit, this lying, cheating, stealing shit has GOT to stop. You Undertand???!!!

You Humans damn lucky I not calling in the WEED SQUAD to zap yo asses. ACTING LIKE A VIRUS ON A CELL AN ALL.

Now clean up this planet, make it nice again, never mind raping her with pollution and mining methods that does. Never mind wars and turmoil. Nevermind poor voting and never mind listening to the brainwashing shit from those Publicans who pose as good humans. This laziness will do you all in if you don't watch out. Now get with the program.

Cya at 1600 hours.

Dismissed!!
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donsu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 12:54 PM
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1. Wish I lived close to you so we could have tea and stuff and talk

and plan about saving and healing the earth and all baby anythings including human and plant life.

but at least we both live on islands.
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 01:20 PM
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2. Sencha or Ooolong??
Dim Sum?

Manapua?

Ma tai su?

and good talk make good conversations, LOL

Someday perhaps you come and we eat, sing, smile, enjoy
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