Everything's OK.... GW is gonna reassure right after his golf game...

Dookus

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Tue Aug-19-03 09:18 AM
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Everything's OK.... GW is gonna reassure right after his golf game...

I swear... CNN just reported that GW is out on the golf course, but will make a statement soon

Sweet baby cheeses, I'm convinced we're reaping our national karma for what we did to the natives. I can't think of any other reason why this pseudo-man is our pResident.

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jackstraw45

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Tue Aug-19-03 09:19 AM
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1. Gotta finish his game...

the F-ing ass.

Is his 35 day vacation almost over yet?

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mrbill

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Tue Aug-19-03 09:23 AM
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2. chimpy can't break a 100.

he's a waste of space on the golf course.

somehow he missed the lesson about the rules of golf.

hope the game flustrates the hell out of him.

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Dookus

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Tue Aug-19-03 09:26 AM
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3. oh dear....

CNN says Bush is cutting his golf game short.

The poor guy.... that only leaves 34.5 days of vacation for him.

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never cry wolf

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Tue Aug-19-03 09:30 AM
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4. maybe this is what he has been waiting for

playing 14 holes he may be able to finally break 100.

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BigMcLargehuge

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Tue Aug-19-03 09:32 AM
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5. BWAAHAHAH... CNN... Funnier than Comedy Central

Jeepers. "Cutting his golf game short... No word why..."

We all know what that cabeca de nabo is going to say, don't we?

"mumble mumbe... terraist... mumble mumbe... dangerous world... mumble... strategery... duh... Al Qaeda... Um... Ah... mumble... prioritizationatement of security.... uh.... duh... no questions"

It certainly won't be anything of worth or substance.

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peekaloo

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Tue Aug-19-03 09:33 AM
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6. can....hardly....wait......for....his....comments..........

cold blooded killahs
terra-ists
hunt them down one by one
Saddam did it

:boring:

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Dissenting_Prole

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Tue Aug-19-03 09:42 AM
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7. "Now watch this drive"

�I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive� - George Bush

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jackstraw45

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Tue Aug-19-03 09:43 AM
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8. Time for "Bring 'em on" II?

"There are some that feel like if they attack us that we may decide to leave prematurely. They don't understand what they are talking about if that is the case. Let me finish. There are some who feel like the conditions are such that they can attack us there. My answer is, bring 'em on...."

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The Backlash Cometh

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Tue Aug-19-03 10:44 AM
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9. Maybe he's too good to be president?

That must be it. The man has a social calendar and he just can't make the time.

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