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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 04:23 PM
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Debates you would love to watch? But will probably never happen.
Garafalo vs Coulter for one.
bu$h vs Wesley Clark

Anyone else?
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bluestateguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 04:31 PM
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1. Sharpton v. Bush
In real debate, not a joint press conference.
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TMONEY Donating Member (2 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 04:52 PM
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4. Beat Me To It
That'd be amazing.
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Cheswick2.0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 07:52 PM
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19. me too
that is exactly what I thought.
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Samuraimad Donating Member (400 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 04:41 PM
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2. Limbaugh V. Carville
Limbaugh would run out crying like a little girl with a skinned knee.
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disgruntella Donating Member (983 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 04:44 PM
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3. Franken Vs. Ashcroft
Sunday Sunday Sunday! ONLY on Pay-Per-View!
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Brian Sweat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 04:55 PM
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5. Battle of the Bills
Bill Clinton vs Bill Oh'Really


I would pay big bucks to watch those to go at it in a real debate. Talk about a steel cage death match. :)
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PurityOfEssence Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 04:59 PM
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6. Edwards vs. Junior
I've been thirsting for this one. It would almost be cruel to watch.
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mlawson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 06:58 PM
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13. Oh, yeah!
But we can hardly say, this far out, that it's unlikely to happen. Edwards' problem next year, IMO, will be getting past the Dem power brokers, who *might* try to install their favorite: Kerry, Gephardt or Lieberman.

I really think it will be harder for John to get the nomination, than it would be for him to beat bush.
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SoFlaJets Donating Member (556 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 05:07 PM
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7. Randi Rhodes vs Rush Limbaugh
she'd wipe the floor with him and his lies just like she does in the ratings down here in Palm Beach County
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 05:10 PM
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8. George Carlin vs Jerry Fallwell
Carlin has some good stuff on fundies and is brutal on organized religion in general.
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poskonig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 05:10 PM
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9. Franken vs O'Reilly
oh wait, that actually happened....

sweet! :smoke:
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 05:16 PM
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10. Dave Marsh vs. Tipper Gore

I said it in 1986 and I'll say it now: fuck the PMRC!!!
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tsipple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 06:46 PM
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11. Dean v. Shrub
Also Molly Ivins v. Shrub.
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Proletariat Donating Member (257 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 06:48 PM
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12. Franken - O'Reilly II
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mlawson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 07:01 PM
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14. BIG DOG & Junior!
To paraphrase an old Quayle joke, GWB preparing for debating Bill Clinton: Stopping his ears, and screaming, "Shut up!!! Shut up!!! Shut up!!!"
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sham Donating Member (377 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 07:16 PM
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15. damnit! you beat me to it!
Edited on Thu Aug-21-03 07:18 PM by sham
I would pay good money to see that. Bunnypants would tuck tail and run back to the pig farm!

A Celebrity Death Match doubleheader with Tim Robbins vs. Ahnold and Susan Sarandon vs. Shannen Doherty could be fun. :evilgrin:
Oh, and as maveric suggested, Garafalo vs. Coulter would be fantastic!

edit:typo
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Khephra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 07:18 PM
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16. Ali vs. Ari
(back in Muhamad Ali's younger days, of course.)
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Aaron Donating Member (489 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-03 04:37 AM
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Comical Ali versus Ari (n/t)
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Aaron Donating Member (489 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-03 04:37 AM
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25. Comical Ali versus Ari (n/t)
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RummyTheDummy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 07:22 PM
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17. Clinton vs. *
Edited on Thu Aug-21-03 07:23 PM by RummyTheDummy
The ultimate show down. Actually, it wouldn't be much of a contest. Clinton would destroy him.

Also Rush vs. Clinton, Gore vs. Nader, O'Reilly vs. Bill Maher, Sharpton vs. Shrub, Hunter S. Thompson vs. Shrub would be wild.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 07:36 PM
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18. They would most likely agree on some things but
Leary vrs Miller
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diamondsoul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 08:07 PM
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20. Sharpton vs. Bush
NO DOUBT! That would be among the funniest debates in all of human history!
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millsaps28 Donating Member (131 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-03 02:31 AM
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21. Cornell West v. Bush
It would be a riot.
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imax2268 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-03 02:41 AM
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22. I would like to see...
Garafalo vs Coulter...

Jon Stewart vs Tucker Carlson...

Arianna Huffington vs Ahhhhhhnooold...

Dean vs Shrubby...
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-03 08:10 AM
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29. yeah, I like the Arianna vs. Ah-nuld
with subtitles. ;-)
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-03 02:42 AM
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23. Pat Robertson vs Martin Luther
Televangelist vs. complete zealot! Lotsa laughs!
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Corgigal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-03 04:18 AM
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24. I would love to see
Chris Rock vs Ann Coulter. I saw them both for 30 seconds on Bill Mahers new HBO show and Chris Rock asked her, "Are you f&*$ing the President, come on tell me?"
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scrutineer Donating Member (992 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-03 05:34 AM
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26. Tom Delay, Rush Limbaugh and Ronald Reagan
vs.

Barney Frank, Joe Conason and Bill Clinton
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Sweetpea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-03 06:08 AM
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27. Bush versus anyone...he would lose.
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NicRic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-03 08:06 AM
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28. President Gore and pResident bush !
Of course no matter how much Gore would kick bushes ass ,the media would paint it as a wash or say bush won .I would like to hear Gore ask bush to explain why all of the things Gore said would happen under bush, have come to pass. I could hear bush answer with shallow 2 word rsponses as his face gets redder and redder !
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emad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-03 09:00 AM
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30. george bush senior vs
the guy who injects the lethal cocktail in the execution lounge of the state penitentiary, once they've read out loud the penalty for treason
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