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Hokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 07:47 PM
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Top Ten Things to Do With Judge Moore's Ten Commandment Rock:
Edited on Wed Aug-27-03 08:02 PM by Hokies_Against_Bush
OK, I will start and we do not have to stop at 10. Now that Judge Moore's monstrosity has been removed from the Alabama state courthouse we need to find a good use for it. Here are mine:

10. Can you say landfill?
9. Place it on top of the servers at Freerepublic.com
8. Put it in the trunk of Judge Moore's car.
7. Run it for governor in the California recall race.
6. Try to sell it as Shrub's brain
5. Sell it on Ebay
4. Freeze it along with Teddy Ball Game's head
3. Send it to the moon for apes to find in 2001, ooops it is too late for that one.
2. Use it as an anchor for the USS Reagan
1. ( I will leave this one for you to fill in)
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AntiBushRepub Donating Member (127 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 07:52 PM
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1. come on now...
a landfill?

that's a little disrespectful isn't it?

The plaque going down, no problem.. separation of church and state? cool.

I'm no holy roller or anything, but saying the 10 commandments belong in a landfill after the fact is a little bit overkill, no?

Your battle has been one, a cheap shot like that is hardly necessary.

(not trying to flame, just calling it like I see it, no offense intended)

-An
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thinkingwoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 07:55 PM
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3. it's just a lump of rock
endowing it with more than that is worshipping a graven image (idol worship)...definitely a no-no according to the big 10.

I'm not trying to flame either. Just calling it as I see it based on numerous readings of both the old and new testaments.
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Hokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 07:59 PM
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5. Landfill - most appropriate
This monument represents an obscene attempt to defy the constitutional separation of church and state. I think a landfill would be a very suitable final repository.
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sujan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 08:03 PM
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8. no
auction it to a rich fundie and give the money to ACLU. They need funding to fight more religious tyranny.
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Hokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 09:48 PM
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14. How about this one
Chisel of off the so-called ten commandments and scribe the Beatitudes, the greatest work of the Bible.
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Interrobang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 07:54 PM
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2. Moore's tombstone?
They could just chisel in the dates later...
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sandnsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 07:56 PM
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4. Give them to George Bush...
Thou shalt not kill
Thou shalt not steal
Thou shalt not bear false witness
Thou shalt not covet... anything that is thy neighbor's.

He obviously missed a few. Must be that ADD again.
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aquart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 10:33 PM
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22. Stop blaming ADD.
ADD doesn't make anyone a treasonous, heartless, murderous bastard.

Having Barbara Bush for a mother, however.......
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 07:59 PM
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6. Donate it to a liberal church.
It would be in a church where it belongs and they wouldn't try to return it to a public building. Fundies shouldn't object because they would be "witnessing" to the liberal backsliders.
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LunaSea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 08:02 PM
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7. one word-
Walnuts!
no wait, Pecans! Montgomery is full of pecan trees.
mmmm
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shirlden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 08:04 PM
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9. Doesn't that belong to
Charleton Heston?? It should go to his estate or to the NRA who could use it for target practice. My faith is so much stronger than that piece of "graven image".
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David Zephyr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 08:05 PM
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10. Tombstone for Charlton Heston.
He'd get a stiff one knowing that this would rest above him.
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InkAddict Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 08:08 PM
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11. Bust It Up and Sell the Pieces
as "indulgences" to the new American Idol.

The PNACs one foundation...
Is Whistle-ass, her Lord
He is the confirmation
By energy and sword

Holy October 30! Can you say Re-Reformation
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pansypoo53219 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 09:19 PM
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12. i like that! indulgences
but that's catholic. and i prefer it be a millstone chained to Moore's ankle.
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rustydog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 09:35 PM
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13. Number 1:
Send it to Pat Robertson and ask if they sound vaguely familiar?
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Clete Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 09:52 PM
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15. Sacrifice it to the gods by throwing it into a volcano.
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Sweetpea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 10:03 PM
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16. Sell it on Ebay and then send the money
to the Southern Poverty Law Center
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 10:09 PM
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17. Roy Moore Commemorative Paperweights
:-)
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 10:09 PM
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18. Blah3.com came up with a good idea
10 Commandments Monument signs with William Morris Agency

In a stunning development, the William Morris Agency announced this morning that they have signed an exclusive representation contract with Montgomery, Alabama's Ten Commandments Monument...

...among the first appearances for The Monument(TM) will be a makeover by the Queer Eye For A Straight Guy crew...

...Rumors that The Monument(TM) will...campaign for Republican gubernatorial candidate Arnold Schwarzenegger were not confirmed at press time.


rocknation
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 10:15 PM
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19. Malloy Read Another Such List On His Show, And #7 Was A Beaut !!!
Something like:

Put the statue out in an open field, with a rusted out Cadillac, an old fashioned outhouse, a broken down refrigerator, and...

Voila'... Redneck Stonehenge!!!

Lol!!! :bounce:

Said they'd try to post it at their site!
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Clete Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 10:16 PM
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20. FOCLMAO!!
That's the best one.
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 10:29 PM
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21. LOL, Yeah, We Were Laughing Like Hell, And...
Malloy could barely get through the rest of the list, he was crackin-up so much!!!

:bounce::hi::bounce:
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Hokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 10:46 PM
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23. Damn, did Malloy see my list?
I would be proud if he did.
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LuCifer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 10:49 PM
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24. Use it as the podium for the minister at a GAY WEDDING!!!!!
Oh that should piss that slack-jawed yokel toothless turd Moore off huh????????

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Rev. Lu Cifer, yeah, I can do gay weddings...for a fee! Hey, talent don't come cheap!!!!!!! (HI EGO! "HOW ARE YOU?" OH I'M OK!)
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 10:58 PM
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25. Tie it around Judge Moore's neck ...
... and have him swim across Mobile Bay with it. :shrug: If he makes it across, put it back in the courthouse.
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Hokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-28-03 04:47 PM
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26. I like that one.
Tie it around his neck and throw him into Mobile Bay. If he rises to the top he can do anything he pleases with the rock. This would be ironic. Wasn't one of the laws in Hammurabi's code to throw the accused party in a swfit river? If he got out he was deemed to be innocent.
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