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spooky3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-03 09:13 PM Original message |
"A couple of tacos short of a combo plate"--can you top that? |
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maveric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-03 09:17 PM Response to Original message |
1. He's not totin a full seabag! n/t |
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sendero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-03 09:19 PM Response to Original message |
2. how 'bout |
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Starpass (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-03 09:20 PM Response to Original message |
3. A couple balls short of a man........................... |
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rocktivity (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-03 09:20 PM Response to Original message |
4. Variations on the theme |
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meow2u3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-03 09:24 PM Response to Reply #4 |
7. Even more variations |
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MO_Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-03 10:01 PM Response to Reply #4 |
18. All these are excellent |
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MrJones (571 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-03 09:21 PM Response to Original message |
5. a few more... |
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Julien Sorel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-03 09:23 PM Response to Original message |
6. A couple of boosters short of a rocket; |
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BrotherBuzz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-03 10:02 PM Response to Reply #6 |
19. Zap, my mind just engaged! |
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meow2u3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 08:55 AM Response to Reply #6 |
41. About "the best argument for abortion" |
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rocktivity (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-03 09:31 PM Response to Original message |
8. He couldn't find his own ass |
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catzies (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-03 09:34 PM Response to Original message |
9. Half a bubble off plumb. |
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blockhead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-03 09:34 PM Response to Original message |
10. he's about as sharp as a marble |
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rfranklin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-03 09:54 PM Response to Reply #10 |
12. About as funny as a pay toilet in the diarrhea ward... |
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rustydog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-03 09:51 PM Response to Original message |
11. Somewhere in Texas a town is missing it's idiot... |
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MisterP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-03 09:54 PM Response to Original message |
13. dumber than a sack of wet diapers |
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Clete (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-03 09:55 PM Response to Original message |
14. The taco comment was originally spoken by Robin Williams. |
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Wednesdays (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 09:12 AM Response to Reply #14 |
45. Robin Williams said it about Dan Quayle |
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SmileyBoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-03 09:55 PM Response to Original message |
15. A few hundred short of a sellout crowd. |
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meisje (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-03 10:00 PM Response to Original message |
16. one brick short of a load |
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RUMMYisFROSTED (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-03 10:00 PM Response to Original message |
17. Funny thread kick |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-03 10:03 PM Response to Original message |
20. 7 cans short of a 6 pack |
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MO_Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-03 10:07 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. So, you must be |
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MO_Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-03 10:14 PM Response to Original message |
22. Oh, I just thought of one |
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spooky3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-03 10:19 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. LOL!!!! These are great! Thanks. |
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maxanne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-03 10:28 PM Response to Original message |
24. not the brightest crayola |
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SayitAintSo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-03 10:51 PM Response to Original message |
25. All hat and no cattle.... |
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SayitAintSo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-03 10:53 PM Response to Original message |
26. All fluff..... and no stuff... .... |
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Yupster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-03 10:58 PM Response to Original message |
27. College student in Austria |
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soup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-03 11:05 PM Response to Original message |
28. His belt doesn't go through all the loops. |
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stevedeshazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-03 11:12 PM Response to Original message |
29. Won't be seeing him |
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Octafish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-27-03 11:33 PM Response to Original message |
30. You can't get fooled again. |
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spooky3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 06:15 AM Response to Reply #30 |
32. LOLOLOL!!!!! |
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FredScuttle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 12:15 AM Response to Original message |
31. A safe distance from genius... |
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theHandpuppet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 07:16 AM Response to Original message |
33. I've always suspected... |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 07:39 AM Response to Original message |
34. My personal favorite: |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 07:43 AM Response to Original message |
35. The cheese fell off his cracker a long time ago. |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 07:59 AM Response to Original message |
36. His Tater Been Bakin' Too Long! |
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jcgadfly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 08:25 AM Response to Original message |
37. As useful as... |
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rocktivity (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 09:03 AM Response to Reply #37 |
42. As useful as... |
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rocktivity (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 08:37 AM Response to Original message |
38. If he ever jumped off a roof |
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sybylla (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 08:50 AM Response to Original message |
39. Couldn't find his way out of a paper sack |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 08:52 AM Response to Original message |
40. This is a little gross (pre warning) The best part of him ran down his |
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Brewman_Jax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 09:03 AM Response to Original message |
43. Try these |
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Ohio Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 09:05 AM Response to Original message |
44. He's as sharp as a marble. |
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markbark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 09:34 AM Response to Original message |
46. More.... (R Rated post... Language warning) |
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bitchkitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 09:38 AM Response to Reply #46 |
47. Ha! Great movie. |
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SpiralHawk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 09:42 AM Response to Original message |
48. A couple of votes short of being legitimate |
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billfromwny (126 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 09:50 AM Response to Original message |
49. Here we go |
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mac56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 09:57 AM Response to Original message |
50. All preparation and no H. |
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sybylla (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 10:35 AM Response to Reply #50 |
51. LOL |
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azrak (269 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 11:10 AM Response to Original message |
52. hmmmmmmmm my personal favs |
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Dude_CalmDown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 11:20 AM Response to Original message |
53. Some more good ones - I don't think I have any repeats |
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Brian Sweat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 11:27 AM Response to Original message |
54. He's not the smartest ship in the navy. |
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nolabels (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 02:34 PM Response to Original message |
55. "He tricked me into marrying him. He told me he was pregnant" |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-28-03 02:47 PM Response to Original message |
56. I have a couple |
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