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AWD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-03 08:38 AM
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I pissed off Republicans yesterday
I'm working a Dean For America booth at the local fair, and my daughter and I were walking through the pavillion after my shift. She's almost 5, and she ran upto the Repuke booth, when she saw a George Bush bank.

She asked me what it was, and I said "It's a bank shaped like Bush. You put your money in it, and when you go back later to get it, it's not there anymore."

If looks could kill........

My wife thinks I should have said "When you go back to get your money, it's been transferred to a rich person's bank."
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-03 08:40 AM
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1. Bwahahahahaha!
I hope you'll make pissing off Republicans a daily occurrence, if you haven't already. :-)
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-03 08:40 AM
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2. HAHAHAHA
Good one!!
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Kolesar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-03 08:41 AM
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3. Hey!
When's your kickoff rally?
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AWD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-03 08:43 AM
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4. Check your e-mail
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Kolesar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-03 08:44 AM
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5. Okay, candidate! n/t
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markbark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-03 08:47 AM
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6. Mine was a bit more scatalogical...
I was recently wandering about the Arlington County (Va) fair looking for my spousal unit. I was in a foul mood. Whilst walking past the Republican booth I was approached by an empty headed matron bearing campaign literature. Her smile faded to utter shock when I told her (and I quote) "I would no more vote for a Republican than I would shove a living snake up my ass"


The look on her face will be something I cherish for quite a long time :)


--MAB
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-03 08:49 AM
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7. She should know better
Arlington is a Democratic area - the Repubs are not very popular in our county. Thank God!
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HFishbine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-03 09:29 AM
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13. What about
a dead snake?
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ElsewheresDaughter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-03 08:52 AM
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8. LOL
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ellie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-03 08:53 AM
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9. I went to the grocery store yesterday,
and there was a guy outside gathering signatures so he can appear on the ballot as a commissioner. He asked me first if I was a registered voter, then he asked me if I would sign it. I asked him if he was a Democrat or Repuke. He said Democrat, so I signed. If he said Repuke, I was going to tell him, Hell no! Crawl back under your rock! Rude, yes, but I just finished watching Crossfire with bow-tie twit Tucker Carlson and I was fuming.
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bahrbearian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-03 08:58 AM
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10. I can't stand that smirky little twit !
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-03 09:01 AM
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11. The George Bush bank
Put your money in it, and when you go back later, it's gone! Then you wake up in the middle of the night, and you find it rifling through your pants for any spare change it missed.
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Kahuna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-03 09:09 AM
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12. LOL! Funny and true.
:7
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pansypoo53219 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-03 09:34 AM
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14. EXCELLENT!!!
what a lucky girl.
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Darranar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-03 09:36 AM
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15. LOL!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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rock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-03 09:56 AM
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16. Very good
Keep up the good work!
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Terwilliger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-03 10:20 AM
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17. no...your line was much better
LOL :bounce:
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denverbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-03 10:23 AM
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18. Good one!!
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lynndew2 Donating Member (401 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-03 10:30 AM
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19. Very Funny
Good one
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-03 10:33 AM
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20. "It's Head is Hollow.....Just Like the Real Thing!!!"
:-)
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Robin Hood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-03 10:37 AM
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21. HAhahahahahahahah!!!
Good going... Oh jeez, im LMAO...
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-03 11:46 AM
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22. Our county fair Republicans have a life-size cutout photo
of the chimp in their booth. I just walked past and gave the old 'Heil Hitler' salute..... I'm surprised I wasn't arrested!!
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grasswire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-29-03 01:05 PM
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23. another fair story
Was at the state fair last night! Happened upon the GOP booth, where a smooth big hair young woman was showing her teeth and promoting George. My niece was wearing a Dean button. I had such a visceral reaction to this Repug. So smug. I wanted her to see, to understand the evil she is fronting. I forced myself to simply ask her where the Democrats' booth was located. There was real unease in her eyes, like she lost her groove.

The guy in the booth next over looked at me, shrugged, and said "God bless America" in a sad way.

I think I'm going back. I want to get in a conversation with one of them.
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