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Elwood P Dowd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 02:48 AM Original message |
Bush will outlaw masturbation! |
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GRLMGC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 02:50 AM Response to Original message |
1. Oy |
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drhilarius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 02:50 AM Response to Original message |
2. LOL. That last part's a joke, right? |
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Elwood P Dowd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 02:59 AM Response to Reply #2 |
10. No, she actually takes tennis lessons |
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drhilarius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 03:04 AM Response to Reply #10 |
12. So I'm assuming this guy wonders... |
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ebayfool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 04:03 AM Response to Reply #12 |
14. Nawww, too high tech. Washing machine - high spin cycle-corner! n/t |
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Kindigger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 05:13 AM Response to Reply #14 |
24. You forgot "with an off balance load". |
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leesa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 09:12 AM Response to Reply #10 |
33. Sorry, Elwood, but with a lunatic husband like that, who could blame her?? |
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LittleClarkie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 02:51 AM Response to Original message |
3. (Looks at right hand) |
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Dr.Phool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 02:57 AM Response to Reply #3 |
8. I guess I better get busy |
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McKenzie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 02:52 AM Response to Original message |
4. ah masturbation, mention it in male company |
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TaleWgnDg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 02:55 AM Response to Original message |
5. Just for the hell of it, give us a source (url link) . . . n/t |
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Dr.Phool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 02:56 AM Response to Original message |
6. This brilliant Engineer |
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Cronus Protagonist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 04:12 AM Response to Reply #6 |
18. They forgot about the ivy |
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dazeconf (76 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 05:11 AM Response to Reply #6 |
23. so the repukes are going to tag penises with motion detectors |
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indigobusiness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 02:57 AM Response to Original message |
7. The revolution is upon us!!! |
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Tsiyu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 02:58 AM Response to Original message |
9. All the optometrists will go out of business! |
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indigobusiness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 03:00 AM Response to Reply #9 |
11. "Everyone gets cookies at the end." |
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AnIndependentTexan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 03:20 AM Response to Original message |
13. does this mean hand-jobs will be a thing of the past? |
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kodi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 04:07 AM Response to Original message |
15. well, they'll have to pry my cold, dead, greasy hand off my penis first |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 04:10 AM Response to Original message |
16. yup, they can have my penis |
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kodi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 04:15 AM Response to Reply #16 |
19. . |
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The Zanti Regent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 04:11 AM Response to Original message |
17. I'm sure the Sex Police will get millions of volunteers... |
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Menshevik (674 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 04:17 AM Response to Original message |
20. Bob Jones University awards engineering PhDs??? |
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drhilarius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 04:20 AM Response to Original message |
21. Hey, I think we've got enough onanists here to start a DU group! |
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donheld (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 04:25 AM Response to Original message |
22. Now how in hell will they enforce the Masterbation ban? |
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kiki (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 05:35 AM Response to Reply #22 |
25. You're right, they'd never be able to |
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BiggJawn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 07:57 AM Response to Reply #22 |
27. Vision tests and palm inspections.... |
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PaganPreacher (653 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 09:20 AM Response to Reply #22 |
34. By cutting off our thumbs! |
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RedTail Wolf (372 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 05:49 AM Response to Original message |
26. whoa |
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no_hypocrisy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 07:58 AM Response to Original message |
28. Re. my vibrator. "FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS" (so to speak). |
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MemphisTiger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 08:43 AM Response to Reply #28 |
31. That's one way to go |
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Jawja (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 08:03 AM Response to Original message |
29. When can we get the |
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MemphisTiger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 08:43 AM Response to Original message |
30. Well, at least she isn't masturbating. |
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William Bloode (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 09:02 AM Response to Original message |
32. I'll tell'em what i told the guards in prison. |
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SpiralHawk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 10:13 AM Response to Original message |
35. 'All your orgasms are belong to us.' |
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spanone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 10:14 AM Response to Original message |
36. Bwahahahahahahahaha......doin' time for the cool jerk!!!!! |
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DinahMoeHum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 12:17 PM Response to Original message |
37. Bwahahahaaa!! In their wet dreams! As Frank Zappa used to say, |
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Rob H. (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-09-04 05:32 PM Response to Original message |
38. Lie detector tests would never work |
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