If you could make Chimp do anything......
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Tue Dec-14-04 09:33 PM
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If you could make Chimp do anything......
What would it be? Funny? Embarassing? Degrading? Cruel? Life Ending? Anything.......
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Tue Dec-14-04 09:37 PM
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1. Answer every question put to him truthfully.
That would pretty much spell the end to the entire problem.
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Tue Dec-14-04 09:39 PM
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2. Give a speech without a script
on foreign policy. Followed by questions, from Democrats and other non-supporters.
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Tue Dec-14-04 09:44 PM
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Edited on Tue Dec-14-04 09:45 PM by Guarionex
to masturbate at the snap of my fingers...would be a great trick to show friends! oh...you guys meant Bush?
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Tue Dec-14-04 09:46 PM
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4. Anything he used to do to a frog?
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Tue Dec-14-04 09:48 PM
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5. Have him publicly confess his crimes.
I mean, live on Fox and CNN.
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Tue Dec-14-04 09:49 PM
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6. Confess, then step down
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Tue Dec-14-04 09:49 PM
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7. Tell the truth on just a few simple questions...
like: Where is canada? Did you really think there was WMD? Who ordered the elections to be stolen? Who ordered the Iraq war crimes? Do you believe in trickle down economics? Do you really think that more guns make people safer? The list goes on and on...
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Tue Dec-14-04 09:51 PM
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8. Cancel the Star Wars program and put the money toward free screening and
medication for diabetes and hypertension.
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Tue Dec-14-04 09:51 PM
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9. I'd make him hustle his sorry ass out of the White House right now,
and get on the first Greyhound back to Crawford.
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Tue Dec-14-04 10:05 PM
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10. Quit, so he could spend more time eating pretzels and mountainbiking...n/t
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Tue Dec-14-04 10:13 PM
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11. I'd put him on the front lines with the Marines in Iraq
dressed like a giant pig carrying an Israeli flag in one hand and stacks of porn and liquor in the other.
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Tue Dec-14-04 11:16 PM
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12. Write an honest autobiography-NO LIES!
Kind of like how Hitler wrote Mein Kampf near the end of his life....
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