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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 09:32 PM
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Bush caused the extinction of the dinosaurs.
If you don't believe me, you don't understand science. See, the government is sponsoring ultra-secret research. They know how to travel backwards in time. How could they further their right-wing agenda with huge lizards walking the earth? Well, they couldn't. So they went back in time and put a huge friggin magnet near the Yucatan. This attracted a wicked huge out-of-orbit asteroid (they are comprised of magnetic ore, mind you) to the earth, caused a huge explosion, and wiped out the "terrible lizards."

Don't be so quick to reject this hypothesis. As a liberal, we must be look at ALL possibilities!
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 09:34 PM
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1. Were the giant lizards terrorists?
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 09:38 PM
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6. I think so.
They hated amphibians and their freedoms.
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HeeBGBz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 09:46 PM
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10. I can understand that. I yearn for gills.
To breathe the sea. I envy wings and those who fly.

Extinction for oil is so them.
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 09:52 PM
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14. I'm liking this theory
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 09:34 PM
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2. your half right
they smashed the dinosaurs, but it wasent cause they were terrible, its so they could become oil
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jdj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 09:36 PM
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4. Nope, it was smoking.
and fast food.
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 09:36 PM
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5. Now that makes sense
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 09:35 PM
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3. Hmmm, maybe Michael Crichtons ideas could do some good after all
Think maybe he could clone a dinosaur and return the favor?
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Cuban_Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 09:38 PM
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7. Tongue pretty firmly in cheek there, Donkeyboy75
:silly:
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HeeBGBz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 09:39 PM
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8. Yes, but they are lizards themselves
Time traveling dinosaurass mofos.

Yoo Hoo. Swamp Rat!
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alexisfree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 09:40 PM
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9. that freaking lizard is ...
getting out hand!! :freak:
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orpupilofnature57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 09:49 PM
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11. If left to shrub, the wheel would have been square, like pretzels
should be, fucking liberals.
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burn the bush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 09:50 PM
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12. that shows how much you know. There were no dinosaurs
they are just a myth perpetuated by the bush admin to keep lizards down.
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 09:53 PM
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15. Yep.
God buried dinosaur bones to test our faith. I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL FOR IT!
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amazona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 09:50 PM
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13. I knew it all along...
I heard it on Art Bell.
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