Create your own Bush Speech

This is fun!


http://www.spierenburg.net/files/bush.swf

Here's mine:

ladies and gentlemen, one day we will further destruction and violent ambitions in iraq afghanistan and beyond to kill saddam hussein <wet fart> our principles are suffering without freedom so that on a massive scale squandered lives <burp> comprehensive persistant poverty <long squeaky fart> innocent lives <crowd boos> we created broken treaties fear

I'm a lying war criminal who just hires crooks, and then they have to withdraw their nominations. (see Bernie K.)

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Ladies and gentlemen, we above all is great. There can be no fear without the law of morality. America stands committed to the United States on a massive scale, so that my country—including my own nations—will side by side do further destruction, justice, and peace.

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September 11, September 11, September 11, September 11, freedom, September 11, September 11, September 11, terruh, September 11, September 11, September 11, ex-ag-ger-ation, September 11, September 11, September 11, September 11, September 11, terruh, terruh, terruh.

In just in case you forgot, September 11! I have fond memories of reading (well, trying to read--the kids had to help me pronouce some words) My Pet Goat.

Ladies and gentlemen. We created conflict, persistent poverty, squandered lives, raging disease, wickedness, and suffering on a massive scale in the United States, Iraq, Afghanistan and beyond. We've accomplished much further destruction by including my own violent ambitions above all law of morality. Human dignity must never again be defended. We are fear.

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My fellow Americans:

We meet at a time of great dispair and hopelessness in our theocracy. With the rising African-American unemployment rate, the continuing ballooning national deficit, a war in Iraq which has served no purpose at all! These are dark days for you, my servants.

But I realize that you voted for the status quo. And I promise you, there is not a single leading economic indicator that I don't know how to lower. And I promise you I will continue to lower those leading economic indicators.

And because I am a man of my word, I will continue to fight a losing war in Iraq, until we get so fed up that I decide to nuke the whole darn country and end it all.

To the women in this country, I spoke so eloquently on the campaign trail about the need for tort reform, because too many OB/GYNs can't practice their love with you, all across this country. And I promise you there will be more OB/GYNs practicing their love!

In closing, for those who are homeless, jobless, or otherwise left out or locked out of America's promise, today is not a day for despair. As my daughter Jenna told you during the Republican Convention, Laura and I know how to "shake it like a polaroid picutre!" And we look forward to doing so tonight during those pompous, ridiculously expensive inaugural balls.

Thank you.