"Condoleeza" (sung to the tune of "Mona Lisa" by Nat King Cole)

Sung to the tune of "Mona Lisa," as recorded by Nat King Cole.

Condoleeza, Condoleeza, men have named you
You're so like the lady with the spastic smile
Is it only 'cause you're lonely they have blamed you?
For that Condoleeza strangeness in your smile?

Have you ever had a lover, Condoleeza?
Or is this your way to hide a broken heart?
Hijack plans have been brought to your doorstep
And you claim you never saw them
Are you warm, are you real, Condoleeza?
Or just a cold and lonely lovely cheap french tart?

Do you smile to tempt a lover, Condoleeza?
Or is this your way to hide a broken heart?
Wounded troops have been brought to your doorstep
They just lie there and they die there
Are you dumb, are you stupid, Condoleeza?
Or just a cold and lonely lovely passing fart?

:D

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well written :bounce: