bush*: "I swear, it really is this big . . ."

idiosyncratic

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Wed Jan-26-05 08:11 PM
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bush*: "I swear, it really is this big . . ."

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liberal N proud

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Wed Jan-26-05 08:13 PM
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1. Rummy thinks it is much smaller

I dont have a pic but there are many of him with a much smaller take on the little guy

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The_Casual_Observer

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Wed Jan-26-05 08:14 PM
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2. Now, I dare anybody to deny the resemblance to a chimp...

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deminks

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Wed Jan-26-05 08:19 PM
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3. Condi's opinion.

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Dr.Phool

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Wed Jan-26-05 08:28 PM
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8. We had 9 inches of snow last night.

The president says this is 9 inches.

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rzemanfl

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Wed Jan-26-05 08:33 PM
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9. One thing about Condi, she taught me that you can hate an

African-American woman without being either racist or sexist. Bullshit lies are bullshit lies regardless of the gender or ethnicity of the source.

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AlCzervik

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Wed Jan-26-05 08:20 PM
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"your IQ drops this much everytime you hear me speak"

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sakabatou

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Wed Jan-26-05 08:20 PM
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4. "My wife measured and it was this big..."

"Smallest fish I every caught."

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RobertSeattle

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Wed Jan-26-05 08:23 PM
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5. This admin has a thing for using fingers as sizers while speaking

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ashmanonar

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Wed Jan-26-05 08:47 PM
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10. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Edited on Wed Jan-26-05 08:48 PM by ashmanonar

i nearly choked on easy cheese when i saw this. the colin powell one is HYlarious...

and we all knew rummy had a tiny penis.

on edit: come on...big missiles, big tanks, big ships, drop giant bombs and fire phallic symbols at iraq? you KNOW he's insecure about something.

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fob

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Wed Jan-26-05 08:24 PM
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6. "This one time, at Camp David when Pa was presidentin, I was able

to get one in my mouth that, I kid you not, was *this* big around" bush* brags at a Healthcare rally before realizing he said it out loud.

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McCamy Taylor

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Wed Jan-26-05 08:25 PM
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7. "I stuck the cat's head this far down my throat before I puked up."

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marew

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Wed Jan-26-05 08:52 PM
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11. Youse guys are terrible...

I love it!!!

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