<<SNIP>>
http://www.yubanet.com/artman/publish/article_23634.shtmlAndy Borowitz" Rapper 50 Cent 'Offended' by Novak's Language
Author: Andy Borowitz
Conservative pundit Bob Novak, suspended indefinitely by CNN for using a profanity on the air, received some harsh criticism from another quarter today as the rapper 50 Cent said he was "offended" by Mr. Novak's language.
At a press conference in Washington today, the platinum-selling rap artist expressed outrage at Mr. Novak's televised outburst, saying that it represented "a troubling lowering of the standards of discourse" and a "coarsening of the culture in general."
"I was sitting down to watch CNN with my children, as I always do," Mr. Cent told reporters, "and when I heard Bob Novak's remark, well, all I can say is that I was deeply, deeply offended."
Mr. Cent was not the only member of the rap community to be outraged by Mr. Novak's use of profanity, as thousands of rappers took to the streets of the nation's capital today to express their anger at the foul-mouthed pundit.
<</SNIP>>