THIS JUST IN!! Bill Clinton was pilot of plane that hit world trade center

but he bailed out just before it hit. Sneaky little bastard. This according to Hannity, Liebaugh et al.

I think this might belong in the Lounge. If at all.

It was revoked after Monica

and not just rely on the absolute truth that is Conservative talk radio. Hell, Clinton is guilty of everything else.

and he is the one who did not armor the Hummers, the one who killed Pat Tillman, the one who disappeared Natalee Holloway, the one who does every evil thing in the world. Said it before, say it again, as a man, I wish I had his all powerful penis. Man oh man, I could rule the world. :sarcasm:

that poor white hick.

Are they saying that Clinton is like God? He has all this amazing power to do all this stuff. Someone should tell Hillary she's now married to God. Heh heh.

both the AMC Gremlin AND Pacer.

mikey_the_rat

Elmo did it.
When the Mossad found out he survived, he had to stage his own death.
Again.

Bill Clinton was born as a woman called Marie Rubens in Tel Aviv, Israel in 1949. At the tender age of 12 she was trained by Israeli special forces and eventually recruited into Mossad. Eventually Rubens went on to assassinate JFK at the behest of LBJ in 1963.

Rubens had many lesbian affairs with famous people, including Marilyn Monroe, Jackie Kennedy and Jane Fonda.

As she started to attract media attention, Rubens disappeared. She in fact had gender reassignment surgery and was given a new cover by Mossad taking the name of William J Clinton. He was eventually discharged from Mossad and recruited by the KGB to run for office in Arkansas and establish a Soviet Republic there.

Sheep.

and ixnay on the ovietsay epublicray in rkansasaay.

"Black Humor" LIVES!
That's some seriously TWISTED shit right there, ahtelyuhwhut!


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Elmo's a sick f*ck, all right.

Damn Elmo...

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...considering your screen name! :rofl::rofl:

but you made me roll on the floor

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"Why did Bill Clinton let 9/11 happen??"

Repukes are trying too hard to fault Clinton.

Did you know that?? I know thats the truth. I heard it on FOx.

...he posed as Rush's maid, gained his trust over a period of years,
and then stole a cigar-box full of cash
which Mr. Limbaugh was saving up
to buy corrective shoes for blind orphans...

He handed off the cash to some of his cohorts in the liberal media,
and went back to Rush's house to plant the OxyContin.
(which was custom-made for Bill in one of Saddam's secret underground chem factories)

Bill Clinton set him up.

Set him right the fuck up.

Limbaugh was an innocent bystander and the whole thing is a lie.

the Repugs afraid for generations to come. :rofl:

I hear that the the POWER of mighty CLENIS is so mind-boggling,
no single human can contain it...

So, every couple weeks, a few feet of it separate,
and grow a new Bill Clinton!

I bet Kerry flew the plane and then bailed at the last minute! Was Gore the copilot? :eyes:

the one Watergate burglar that got away.

received from terrorist monks. Sandy Berger was caught sneaking passports out of the passport office stuffed in his socks.

Its all false, it's the new coordinated scam from the left!

He bailed out with a lady as well.

I've actually come across sources that say he was complicit in Iran Contra. Can anybody prove that?

History will be unkind to his magically destructive member, mark my words.

the side?? Clinton stood next to the bldg (after bailing outta said plane) and simply unzipped his fly, unleasing his massive unit upon the pentagon. It slammed right through it. That's why there's not remnents of a plane at the pentagon.....it was all penis

If we sent the Clenis to Iraq, we could bring the troops home tomorrow. The irresistable force.

Dubya said there would be no premature withdrawal the other day...

That's right, it's "Phallacy" by Olney Blue!

Here's your PIE, you magnificent bastard:

I think.......

:)

Well as Jed Clampett would say, "That's lower than a long-taled cat in a room full of rocking chairs."

I'm confused.

.....O'Lielly said "Clinton hasn't apologized for the 3,000 dead on 9/11" when talking about people saying Bush has the blood of the Iraq war on his hands.....

This must be what he meant.

just to make Bush look bad.