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So Shrub & Co. want $600 million more for the search for Weapons of Mass Delusion. They say it's so they can increase the number of inspectors to 1,400 and fund them for another six to nine months.
Figuring another nine months of inspections, $600M works out to $47,619.05 per weapons inspector per month. Now granted, that can't all be salary, so let's subtract some likely expenses:
- Hummer lease: $800/month - Driver: $800/month - Translator: $1,200/month - Copy machine lease: $80/month - Cell phone: $80/month - Private office: $250/month - Personal secretary: $1,800/month - Bodyguard: $800/month - Gasoline: $200/month - Food & Lodging: $1,800/month - Clothing Allowance: $400/month - Reimbursed campaign contributions: $120/month - Laptop lease: $140/month - Office Supplies: $400/month - Miscellaneous Supples and Expenses: $2,000/month
Which leaves $36,749.05 per month ($7,656 per week) for salary or $330,741.43 total for a nine-month assignment.
Where do I apply?
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