Hypocrisy, Inc.

Bush is a compassionate conservative..
Condoleeza Rice is very competent...
William Bennet's life is an example of disciplined moral conviction..
Rush is a hardliner when it comes to prosecuting drug abusers...
Colin Powell is an honest, dedicated public servant...
Rumsfeld is an expert in 21st century warfare...
Saddam was an imminent threat to the whole world..
Chalabi represents the interests of the Iraqi people..
Rove knows nothing about the Plame leak..
Judy Woodruff forgives Bush for cursing her husband in a public restaurant..
Cheney has given up all ties to Halliburton..
Bush is a very popular war president..
Tom DeLay loves the Jewish people...
Wally O'Dell (Diebold CEO) makes voting machines for democracy...
Jeb Bush encourages all minorities to vote in elections...
Al Gore said he invented the Internet...
Iraqi Republican Guards threw infants out of incubators..
American troops in Iraq are motivated and happy to serve...
The Supreme Court decision in Bush vs. Gore was best for democracy...
Tom Brokaw has matured into an elder statesman like Walter Cronkite..
Dan Brokaw is just as tough a reporter as he was in 1973..
Chris Matthews must be a Democrat since he worked for Tip O'Neill..
Tim Russert took the job at NBC on the condition that his principles in a free, open, vibrant press would not be compromised..
Bill O'Reilly is going to tell us that Bush is a liar on WMD..
Rupert Murdoch is an Australian who loves American ideals..
Michael Powell seeks the truth through media diversity...
Richard Perle fully supported Clinton's Camp David ME negotiations..
Republicans are better at Foreign policy than the Democrats..
Republican trickle down economics works...
Tax cuts for the rich is just good economics...
Al Gore is a loser...
Marvin Bush was not in charge of security at the WTC...
Neil Bush had nothing to do with the S&L scandal..
Jeb Bush would never fix an election for anybody..
George W. Bush would never use 9/11 for political advantage..
Bush (Carlyle), Cheney (Halliburton) and Schultz (Bechtel) never considered profits in pushing for the war..
Americans are better off today than they were three years ago...
Poppy Bush has raised a great family of public servants...
Republicans believe in conservative principles of hard work, fiscal conservatism, fairness, sacrifice, truth and equal opportunity...

We should have this on a web site somewhere where we can access it, update it (oh yes, you can be sure the updates will be coming in at a couple dozen per hour).


Cher

Let's expose every Bushian or repuke for what they really are.

Orrin Hatch wasn't thinking of Arnold when he proposed that legilation be passed to make foreigners eligible to run for President..

you're killing me!

Very few people here can.

And the rest of the post is stellar as well.

You be making typoos to sometimes huh?

Just kidding.

But I could not find Arnold Schwarzenegger on it. Is his name held up in the nominating committee?

Arnold Schwarzenegger is qualified to be the governor of California.

I think I could pretty much write off anyone who said that with a straight face.

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for attacking Clinton any chance he got on Monica Lewinsky, but for giving Arnold Schwarzenegger a pass for "past" behavior.

"Sen. Orrin Hatch says Arnold Schwarzenegger should not be judged on past improper advances towards women but as the devoted husband he is today, adding that the foreign-born GOP candidate for California governor also should have the opportunity to run for president under a constitutional amendment Hatch is pushing."

http://www.sltrib.com/2003/oct/10042003/utah/98550.asp

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advances the PUB cause.

Like the Rash who does one thing while saying another.

Like the Arnie who gropes and gets away with it to become Cali's Gov

Like the Bushy saying "Terrorists hate Freedom" while taking ours away,

Like the Fake Letters from our boys in Iraq to Editors of many American Newspapers SUPPORTING the War.

Like the Tax cuts are good while the National debt approaches 8 Trillion $$$ and the wealthy reaping so much they can easily afford
thousand$ in campaign contributions.

Like, "I hardly know Ken Lay" while using Enrons Jet for travel.

Like, YIKES< I talk too much >

Come, we go read WHAT ET WOULD SAY TO GEORGE W

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