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pruner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 01:41 AM
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caption this pic of Dean, Kerry & Gephardt
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otohara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 01:48 AM
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1. We's Fighting Men
united against Bush
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MissMarple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 01:49 AM
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2. We've got them by the short hairs, guys!
How could I have said that?
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Wonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 01:52 AM
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3. Rock, scissors, paper on the count of three. One... two...
Edited on Sun Oct-12-03 01:52 AM by Wonk
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Wonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 02:37 AM
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12. Gephardt to Dean: "Look, Howard, I don't care how many
supporters you have on the internet, you still only get to use one hand for rock, scissors, paper."
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 03:43 AM
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18. woop woop woop
nyuk nyuk nyuk
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Julien Sorel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 01:53 AM
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4. Kerry looks like he's trying to do some hammer curls,
which is a weightlifting exercise, and Dean looks like he's pretending to bench press. Gephardt looks like he's laughing at both of them. So the caption might have something to do with Arnold -- Kerry and Dean are doing their best Arnold imitations. In fact, when I first saw the picture, that's what I thought was happening.
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Ediacara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 01:59 AM
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5. Dick says
"John, you're almost there, now make a fist with the other hand and you'll look just like Howard."
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aquaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 01:59 AM
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6. Regarding Kerry....
I thought that I was the only one that tucked his tie in his pants. See, cool people do it.
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Ediacara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 02:24 AM
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8. uh....
you should only do that if you're wearing a coat that's going to stay buttoned, and you need your tie to be straight... If you're coatless, then the tie should not go in the pants.
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MissMarple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 02:31 AM
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9. Shouldn't a tie just cover the belt buckle?
More like Dean's in the picture? Gephardt's is too long, as well.
Or, do I need to watch more of the Fab Five?
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Ediacara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 02:39 AM
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13. ya, but Dick's sitting down, so he may just have bad posture
When he stands up, it may be more in the right place.
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Julien Sorel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 02:45 AM
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16. When you are sitting down, your tie generally hangs lower
than your belt buckle by quite a bit, even when it has the correct amount of hang when you are standing. Kerry is a tall guy, and probably wears an extra-long tie, so for him the effect would be exaggerated. Come to think of it, I think Gep is a little over 6', and might wear a long tie as well. I sometimes tuck my tie into my belt, or tuck part of it away in my shirt if I'm going to be sitting for a while. It keeps it out of the way.
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MissMarple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 03:01 AM
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17. You guys are so good!
Thanks. :D
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aquaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 01:32 PM
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35. I was kidding you know.
....
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 02:21 AM
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7. ok
Gephardt is laughing at both of them
Kerry is just constaped* pardon my spelling
Dean is well I dont know what the fuck hes doing
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DemocratSinceBirth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 07:17 AM
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27. I'm With You
Dean and Kerry look rediculous....

I don't care how you try to spin it....
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 01:36 PM
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37. yeah and Gephardt is laughing his ass off
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 02:31 AM
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10. Allegedly humorous caption
Edited on Sun Oct-12-03 02:33 AM by elperromagico
Kerry: (mock German accent) Look at my muscles. I am strong like Ahhnold.
Dean: (under his breath) If Lieberman mentions a 'Dean Depression' once more...
Gephardt: You guys are too much!
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pruner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 02:34 AM
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11. Kerry has just declared a thumb war…
Edited on Sun Oct-12-03 02:34 AM by pruner
Dean is stepping up to the challenge and Gephardt is just laughing it off
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 02:40 AM
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15. Well we agree on that but I swear to god Kerry is constaped
and I have no idea :wtf: is up with Dean its a quite humorous picture but Ive seen many more funnier ones with shrub.
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sfecap Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 02:39 AM
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14. Kerry: "If I had a pen, I could be Bob Dole!"
n/t

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pruner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 04:00 AM
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21. LMAO!
:bounce:
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foo_bar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 03:53 AM
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19. Judy:
Edited on Sun Oct-12-03 03:54 AM by foo_bar
What would you do if you had an extra prostate?
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Mike Niendorff Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 03:59 AM
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20. "This ... is ... Jeopardy!"

"... um, Howard ... we really can't start until you give Mr. Gephardt his buzzer back ..."


MDN

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Zhade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 04:12 AM
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22. ...odd.
JOHN: I used to play the hell out of FROGGER. That joystick was tight, yo.

DICK (thinking): Your strange language frightens me, but your hair amazes me...

HOWARD: Now--WE DANCE!

*All three break into dance routine and wow the crowd*

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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 05:28 AM
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23. 'we'll defend the staus quo, dam right!!!!'
oy. :eyes:
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Kahuna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 06:52 AM
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24. Kerry: Clark Clark Clark Clark Clark!
Dean: I'm gonna hold my breath until he goes away.

Gep: I don't you why ya'll illin.' I'm gettin' a gig as Wes' V.P.
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Drifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 07:11 AM
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25. Dean and Kerry look like ...
they are doing the Beavis and Butthead dance.

You do have to admit that the Dems do look like they are having fun (in the debates).

Cheers
Drifter
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onebigbadwulf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 07:13 AM
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26. !!!
"DAMN, RUSH WAS RIGHT! THESE PILLS KICK ASS!"
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CoffeePlease1947 Donating Member (621 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 08:00 AM
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28. Dean looks like he is a little kid entering real cold water. Kerry looks
like he is explaining to Gephardt how he lost the video game because he could not get the joystick to go right fast to dodge the enemy fire. Gephardt is thinking, "How come these guys are beating me in the polls?".

Mike
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Ripley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 08:24 AM
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32. That's hilarious.
I've never laughed so hard at a thread as I am at this one. :7
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 08:02 AM
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29. I'm Strong To The Finish Cause I Eat My Spinich
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charlie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 08:13 AM
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30. *****
KERRY: (Wasn't I just holding my campaign playbook? Did I leave it in my suit?)

DEAN: *stretch* WHOALOOKATTHETIMEGOTTAGO!!

GEPHARDT: Heh. I'll walk you out.
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Ripley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 08:19 AM
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31. Group exercises after the debate.
Pent up feelings of wanting to strangle Judy are released. :bounce:

(As I replied the first time this pic was up. Except Gephardt wasn't in the first one...he's doing ankle exercises.)
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TheDonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 11:16 AM
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33. Gephart is high, dean is a peewee girl cheerleader (propably on E) Kerry.
looks like a primate just discovering his opposible thumb and the use of tools for the first time.
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KaraokeKarlton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 11:24 AM
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34. Let me try...
Gephardt: "tee hee, when I tried to make a fist I farted!"
Kerry: "Whoo! I smell it Geppy! Look! It melted my thumbnail!"
Dean: "Oh Yeah! Well your fart was just Bush-Lite, let me show you how a REAL Democrat does it! RRRRIIIIIIPPPPP"


Note...Gephardt can't lift his fist, Kerry's looks kind of feminine, and Dean has some pretty rugged looking forearms, even though he DOES look like he's about to pass gas. :D
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Andy_Stephenson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 01:35 PM
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36. Larry, Curley and
Moe
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Melinda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 01:44 PM
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38. It's Just a Ball of Confusion:
Edited on Sun Oct-12-03 01:48 PM by Melinda
Dick:

People moving out, people moving in
Why, because of the color of their skin
Run, run, run but you sure can't hide

An eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth
Vote for me and I'll set you free
Rap on, brother, rap on

John:

Well, the only person talking about love thy brother is the preacher
And it seems nobody's interested in learning but the teacher
Segregation, determination, demonstration, intergration
Aggravation, humiliation, obligation to our nation


Ball of confusion
Yeah, that's what the world is today
Woo, hey, hey

Howard:

The sale of pills are at an all time high
Rush's talking shit with his head in the sky
The cities ablaze in the summer time!
And oh, the beat goes on

Evolution, revolution, gun control, sound of soul
Shooting rockets to the moon, kids growing up too soon
Politicians say more taxes, will solve everything!
And the band played on

The three join in chorus:

So, round and around and around we go
Where the world's headed, nobody knows

Oh, great googalooga, can't you hear our party talking to you?

Just a ball of confusion
Oh yeah, that's what the world is today
A-hey, hey

Eve of destruction, tax deduction, city inspectors, bill collectors
Mod clothes in demand, population out of hand, suicide, too many bills, folks are moving to the hills
People all over the world are shouting, "End the war!"
And the cabal plays on....

Great googalooga, can't you hear our party talking to ya!
Sayin'... Ball of confusion
That's what the world is today, hey, hey

Let me hear ya, let me hear ya, let me hear ya
Sayin'... Ball of confusion!


Thanks (and apologies) to the Temptations


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nannygoat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 01:47 PM
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39. Rock, paper, scissors! n/t
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ProudGerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 03:16 PM
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40. my captioning
Dean: Kerry you fool, this is how you do the cabbage patch!
*Dean boogies down*

Kerry: Damn, there goes my street cred with the old school hip hop crowd! I was so sure I got that block with my not-blue tie too.

Gephart: Shit Kerry, you're whiter than me....and that's saying something.

Gephart: Go Dean, Go Dean, it's your birthday!
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