O’Reilly says, “Judaism and Christianity under Secular assualt"

The Whiskey Priest

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Thu Dec-01-05 05:11 PM
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O’Reilly says, “Judaism and Christianity under Secular assualt"

Edited on Thu Dec-01-05 05:13 PM by The Whiskey Priest

by the non-use of “Merry Christmas,” ah, ah…Judaism???

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Dem Agog

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Thu Dec-01-05 05:12 PM
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1. Sexual assault? Oh wait... if O'Reilly didn't start it...

must not be...

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leftstreet

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Thu Dec-01-05 05:13 PM
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2. LOL! Did he really SAY that? What a loser

Edited on Thu Dec-01-05 05:16 PM by leftstreet

:rofl:

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AlCzervik

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Thu Dec-01-05 05:16 PM
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3. he uses that Merry Christmas thing but what he really means is----

"I am an under attack by the secularists so i'm attacking them with this red herring because i am a total cry baby"

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Aimah

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Thu Dec-01-05 05:44 PM
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4. So he wants us to say "Happy Hanuka" this year?

Am I supposed to switch up and say "Merry Christmas" to one person and than "Happy Hanuka" to the next. Can't I just say Happy Holidays??

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Bellamia

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Thu Dec-01-05 05:52 PM
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5. Say Cheery Chrismukkha........

works for both. www.chrismukkha.com

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GreenPartyVoter

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Thu Dec-01-05 05:52 PM
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6. cool!

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jilln

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Thu Dec-01-05 06:07 PM
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7. This whole thing pisses me off so much

Like those of us who don't believe in God don't have to pay for everything with money proclaiming our faith in God, we didn't have to pledge allegiance in grade school, in high school band we didn't have to listen to the prayers at football games, like our work holidays aren't still often determined by religious holidays, our neighborhoods are overrun with cars on Sunday mornings because of the church nearby, when the street is no parking any other time of the week, etc, etc etc! When are religious people gonna accommodate anyone but themselves for once?

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enki23

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Thu Dec-01-05 06:25 PM
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8. Deep in O'Reilly's daydream...

Edited on Thu Dec-01-05 06:31 PM by enki23

A grotesquely muscled Bill O'Reilly enters. Swaggering. Like he sat on an ill-advisedly placed kitchen appliance. Not that he'd ever do that.

O'Reilly: "Say it! Say 'Merry Christmas,' you commie, say it!"
Evil Liberal Secularist: "NEVER! Happy Holidays! Season's Greeings! Happy Ho..! *mrph*
O'Reilly: "Guards! Frat Boys! Someone put him in a stress position! Over there by the suspected homicide bomber! By God, we're going to teach him some Judeo-Christian family values"
Evil Liberal Secularist: "But I'm a New York Jew! I'm really very stereotypical to you guys... Hey! What the fuck is this?"
O'Reilly: ('grittily') "Frat prank. Oil. You should be on your knees thanking me for single-handedly bringing down the price, commie. I know your secret plan. It's so very, very secret.
Evil Liberal Secularist: "You're fucking insane!"
O'Reilly: Cut his mic. I'm not going to dress you down anymore. Your father would be ashamed of you, you dirty, dirty man. All slippery... Oily...
O'Reilly: Intern! Help me find my loofah. I'm about to save Christmas.

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