Hehe, that’s for gynecologists to practice their love for women.

December 1st, 2005
Dubya, Dubya, Dubya Dot Victory


You have a new strategy in Iraq?!?

Yep. Our new strategy is to win the war.

And your old strategy was?

To fight it.
We’re helping Iraqis build a free nation that they will be an ally in the war on terror. Then we can win that war too.

This sounds like a teenage flick where a girl wants a boyfriend so she takes a dork and teaches him how to be cool and then it’s the best prom ever. Like once we get Iraqis to stop killing us then they’ll be our best friends.

We are pursuing a comprehensive strategy.

Which is like using birth control when you’re pregnant.

Hehe, that’s for gynecologists to practice their love for women.

You know, you’re getting much harder to parody.

That’s my plan!
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