This Week in Anagrams: December 2 EditionWell, the big news this week was the unveiling of
Bush's victory plan. Unfortunately, nobody is quite sure what it is.
A VCR hunt, possibly? But as the administration
vibrantly chops us for questioning him, where is Bush? In the bathroom with a
curvy lib. snapshot. Let's lock him in there!
Us: Bwahaha!
Boss: Unlatch privy!! :hurts:
Poor
Duke Cunningham pled guilty this week. He's facing prison time and Truth in Anagrams has a look forward to what that'll be like. His prison
nickname? Dun Ugh. It was given him by a certain Biff "Lady" Jones, who took one look at him and said "ooh. That's a pretty
damning cue, hunk!" :spank:
Pentagon propaganda was discovered this week being disseminated in Iraqi magazines and newspapers. Now, at first these guys were actually Christian crusaders, because they
propagated non-pagan themes. But Shrubya thought they were going over the top and reminded them why they were in this war:
"No, gang. Pander to Papa!"Joseph Lieberman made some waves this week when he let out a little of the
blasphemer in Joe. And you can call this guy a
lib? Jean's more hep than this cat! But at least we know that when the administration talks about
satellite dishes and means to say there's
less death, it lies.Finally,
Viveca Novak testifies before the grand jury and our beloved Fitzie. The Fitzmas cheerleaders scream:
Vivisect! Invoke a feast! Previous Truth in Anagrams posts:
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