Letter to O'Reilly

I don't know if he ever sees them, but as long as he keeps providing me with material, I'll keep writing them.

Dear Billy,
You are one Hell of a guy! By your reckoning, in the last year alone, you have crippled the French vineyards, ruined the Aruban tourist industry, lowered the price of gas, and are now, single-handedly, turning the tide in the war against Christmas. Damn it, man! If you just had the balls to put on a uniform and pick up a weapon, we could wrap up this Iraq unpleasantness by Christmas.
Sincerely,

I love writing him emails, too. I wrote him one the other day about the Bill O'Reilly 'holiday ball' for one's 'holiday tree' for sale on Fox's website. Never did get a response. :rofl:

I hit him with that one as well. If enough of us keep hammering the point home, he may wake up one morning and realize, "Hey, I really am an asshole!"

but at least we can piss him off. :D

And we forced him to defend himself on the air.

He's low hanging fruit. We can take him if we're smart. You better believe Fox and Westwood One are watching to see if we follow up on the FCC filings. :evilgrin:

he's so much fun to F with. :evilgrin:

It's okay. There's more where he came from. :)

That's too bad. :rofl: Does anyone have the screenshot? I forgot to save it.

Still makes me laugh. Bunch o WHACKOS.

when he was doing his pity party routine a few weeks back...I've got to quit...I get threats (and wouldn't I love to make one) that he said "I cannot take my family to a hotel." That's crazy. Hotels cater to celebrities and keep things private as do restaurants. I'm pretty sure what he meant was I cannot take women who are not my wife to hotels.
He is really a dreadful person...wonder what his wife is like?

Thanks for the chuckle.

On edit:
Maybe we should send this to Colbert. Seriously. This could be the basis of a side-splitting comedy routine.

Someone sees them because if it's disturbing enough, binReilly responds to it on the air.

Don't forget Coit Tower.

Didn't OReilly Play the bad guy on magnum force.?

it seems to me that is where clint first met him.....


:tinfoilhat: LMAO i have way too much time on my hands

:hi:

Me, too. Or, I do when I'm avoiding work. :)

it's good to be a part of a great party...:toast:

:thumbsup:

balls to read it on air.

Nice letter. Wow, now I understand why he's so full of himself. I'd probably be a self-inflated jackass blowhard too if I had a list of personal accomplishments like that.

No wonder he can make statements such as "I just wish Katrina had only hit the United Nations building, nothing else, just had flooded them out, and I wouldn't have rescued them."

At remember thinking how foolish it sounded for him to insert himself into this fantasy scenario of the U.N. being destroyed by a flood. Implying that he, personally, could rescue them if he chose, seemed a display of childish omnipotence. Like when my then-preschool sons used to threaten to dispatch imaginary bad guys by "doing karate" on them.

But now I understand. If Bill is capable of lowering gas prices and destroying the French wine biz, then surely rescuing the imaginary victims of an imaginary flooded United Nations building is more than plausible. I'm sorry I ever doubted you, Bill!

Here's to you:

:toast:

There must be plenty of non-partisan drones who took jobs at Faux, answering phones, processing data, various and sundry other gruntwork, just to pay the bills. Folks who just happened to answer a particular help wanted ad. Can you imagine what it's like for them to work around O'Reilly? The ego, the tantrums, the macho posturing...

"Listen, I said I wanted chicken on my Caesar salad, okay? And I'm telling you right NOW, this salad doesn't HAVE chicken on it, and I'm not going to stand for it, okay? You picked the WRONG GUY to mess with, okay? Now I'm only going to say it once: I want you to take this salad BACK to the cafeteria, and when you bring it back here, it BETTER have CHICKEN on it, okay? And if it DOESN"T, then it's just gonna come down to you and me bub, one on one, and I WILL TAKE YOU OUT! I WILL BRING YOU DOWN!!!"