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I posted last year........
Subject: Ordering A Pizza > > > > I thought you would really appreciate this one! > > > > > Ordering a pizza in the year 2012. > > > > > > Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..." > > > > > > Customer:" Hi, I'd like to order a pizza." > > > > > > Operator:" May I have your NIDN first, sir?" > > > > > > Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's > > 6102049998-45-54610." > > > > > > Operator:"Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland > Drive,and > > the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance > is > > 745-2302and your cell number's 266-2566. Which number are you calling > from, > > sir?" > > > > > > Customer:"Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?" > > > > > > Operator:"We're wired into the system, sir." > > > > > > Customer:(Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat > > Specialpizzas..." > > > > > > Operator:"I don't think that's a good idea, sir." > > > > > > Customer:"Whaddya mean?" > > > > > > Operator:"Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very high > > bloodpressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care > provider > > won't allow such an unhealthy choice." > > > > > > Customer:"Damn. What do you recommend, then?" > > > > > > Operator:"You might try our low-fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza. I'm sure you'll > > likeit" > > > > > > Customer:"What makes you think I'd like something like that?" > > > > > > Operator:"Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local > > librarylast week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion." > > > > > > Customer:"All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then. > What's > > thedamage?" > > > > > > Operator:"That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids, > sir. > > The'damage,' as you put it, heh, heh, comes $49.99." > > > > > > Customer:"Lemme give you my credit card number." > > > > > > Operator:"I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your > > creditcard balance is over its limit." > > > > > > Customer:"I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver > > getshere." > > > > > > Operator:"That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's overdrawn." > > > > > > Customer:"Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How > > long willit take?" > > > > > > > > Operator:"We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, > sir. > > Ifyou're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while you're out getting > > thecash, but carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward." > > > > > > Customer:"How the hell do you know I'm riding a bike?" > > > > > > Operator:"It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car > > gotrepo'ed. But your Harley's paid up, so I just assumed that you'd be > usingit." > > > > > > Customer:"@#%/$@&?#!" > > > > > > Operator:"I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a > July > > 2006conviction for cussing out a cop." > > > > > > Customer:(Speechless) > > > > > > Operator:"Will there be anything else, sir?" > > > > > > Customer:"No, nothing. Oh, yeah, don't forget the two free liters of Coke > > your adsays I get with the pizzas." > > > > > > Operator:"I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from > > offeringfree soda to diabetics."<
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