Bush twins... we're still waiting

Hey Jenna and Barbara... don't think we haven't noticed.

The war your daddy started is well into its third year with no sign of active, committed support from either of you.

Your daddy has sent members of your generation off to die. When will you, say, start a nonprofit organization to support of veteran's causes? When will we see you regularly visiting wounded soldiers or offering to attend the funerals of the fallen? What inspirational message to you have for the troops during the holidays? Will you appeal to Americans to send them letters and tokens of appreciation? When will you lobby on their behalf in order to get them adequate supplies of body armor?

We know you didn't ask to be the president's daughters. But that is what you are. You have obligations, fair or not. Your actions or inactions matter. And we're watching.

He is the one who may want to run for office someday (that would push me into the Visa line). He is also a healthy 29, and as a man is eligible for far more combat duites than his two dingbat cousins.

it's best to do nothing but drink and snort coke until age 40, then get into various business ventures and fuck them up until the Saudis bail you out.

or "do something" with AIDS patients. How very shocking.

They're 24. They'd better snag rich husbands rather quickly. They're getting a little long in the tooth to play the ingenues much longer.