What Holiday Present Should We Send To O'Reilly?

DistressedAmerican

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Thu Dec-08-05 10:48 PM
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What Holiday Present Should We Send To O'Reilly?

Edited on Thu Dec-08-05 10:51 PM by DistressedAmerican

What do you get for the man who has nothing going for him?

I'm sure we can think of an appropriate holiday gift for this pompous windbag. Remember he already has a loofah or a falafel or something.

Any suggestions?

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emdee

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Thu Dec-08-05 10:49 PM
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1. A tin cup to collect change in?

He'll have a huge tax cut then!
emdee

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adigal

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Thu Dec-08-05 10:49 PM
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2. A 12" Loofah!!

for his loofah-ing pleasure!!

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havocmom

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Thu Dec-08-05 10:50 PM
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3. A Loofah, some falafel,

and a blow up Party Doll

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driver8

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Thu Dec-08-05 10:56 PM
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4. Let's all send him falafel!! That would be perfect! n/t

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StellaBlue

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Thu Dec-08-05 10:58 PM
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5. this

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0140230777/qid=1134100331/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_10_1/203-3733992-4707940

or perhaps this

http://www.idiotsguides.com/nf/Book/BookDisplay/0,,603_0028644735,00.html

Or even this

http://www.idiotsguides.com/nf/Book/BookDisplay/0,,603_0028633857,00.html

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Bjornsdotter

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Thu Dec-08-05 11:00 PM
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6. A Mr. Hanky T-shirt

Cheers!

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waiting for hope

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Thu Dec-08-05 11:11 PM
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9. Ya know...

you forget about something and then you are reminded....

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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CrazyOrangeCat

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Thu Dec-08-05 11:13 PM
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10. Heidi-ho!

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proud2BlibKansan

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Thu Dec-08-05 11:04 PM
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7. You know those little chips they put in greeting cards

and they sing when you open the card? I have always wanted to activate one of those and hide it where no one would find it. So it would play some annoying music over and over and over and over. Those things last forever.

As for the music the chip plays, I say either the most annoying xmas song we can think of or something Osama himself would like - with a middle eastern flavor. Our best bet would be a middle eastern xmas song - if we can find one.

So we take the chip and hide it somewhere in his house or in his car. And we watch while he slowly loses what is left of his mind. hee hee

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Patsy Stone

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Thu Dec-08-05 11:05 PM
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8. Dog poop. n/t

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Berry Cool

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Thu Dec-08-05 11:15 PM
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11. I say, let's send him

a "Countdown with Keith Olbermann" CHRISTMAS tree ornament for his CHRISTMAS tree. Complete with a handsome portrait of Keith, of course.

With a note inside reading "Merry Christmas From Your Enemies at MSNBC."

It's the least we can do, after he has provided us with such lovely HOLIDAY ornaments advertising his own show. Which, as KO pointed out, are "suitable for hanging--just like Bill O'Reilly."

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Patsy Stone

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Thu Dec-08-05 11:21 PM
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12. Absolutely Fabulous idea!

Cafe Press here we come. Could you imagine him receiving hundreds of them? But I think it should say "Merry Christmas from your enemies at DU." :)

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Berry Cool

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Thu Dec-08-05 11:34 PM
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14. The only problem with that is,

we're not on his enemies list yet. And MSNBC is.

Then again, sending him a KO Christmas ornament should get us on his list fast.

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DistressedAmerican

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Fri Dec-09-05 07:45 AM
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16. That May Be A Winner! LOL!

"Merry Christmas From Your Enemies at MSNBC."

TOO FUNNY!

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Initech

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Thu Dec-08-05 11:25 PM
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13. How about an all-expenses paid trip to Club Gitmo?

Yeah, he can join his buddies Rush and Hannity there!

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Generic Other

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Thu Dec-08-05 11:57 PM
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15. Holiday sausages

Holiday sausages
Free Shipping on Meat & Cheese
Gifts from Hickory Farms!
www.hickoryfarms.com

or as Billy would call them

XMAS weenies

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