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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:29 AM
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DLC to English dictionary & phrase book
Edited on Fri Dec-09-05 01:30 AM by yurbud
A lot of the times, progressives and DLC types seem to be talking past each other here.

For example, progressives are often mystified when DLC types say we can't pull out of Iraq because it might alienate voters. This is hard for progressives to understand since the majority of Americans now oppose the war. But if we understood that when they say voter they actually mean corporate donor, their position makes perfect sense.



In the spirit of reconciliation, empathy, and party unity, I offer these translations.


moderate = corrupt, business owned

extremist = anything that would chafe corporate interests

party is in disarray = you aren't obeying our corporate donors

alienate voters = alienate corporate donors

We need to win over moderates and conservatives = not actual people, just their big corporate donors

Howard Dean doesn't speak for me or the Democratic Party = Howard Dean only speaks for actual people, not corporate donors

We can't just "cut and run" in Iraq = our donors are still making money on the war

Progressives are juvenile, immature, and unrealistic = you are frightening our friends in suits--shut UP!!!

We need to reach out to values voters = If we talk about empty symbolic issues, people won't notice we are screwing them on substantive economic ones just like the republicans

special interests = unions, minorities, the unemployed, uninsured, unincorporated

corruption = servicing corporations in ways that are technically illegal. This should be avoided by changing the law.



I probably left some out, so add your own.

NOTE: In an emergency, this also works as a Republican to English phrasebook too.
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:33 AM
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1. An excellent resource for our new DU'ers who might not yet be familliar...
...with Big Al and his Destructive Leeches and Cowards. (The ones he didn't send here, that is :) )
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 10:35 AM
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8. Big Al?
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LincolnMcGrath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 10:36 AM
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9. Al From
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 10:37 AM
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11. ah!
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hootinholler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 07:14 PM
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30. Where?
:evilgrin:

-Hoot
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 07:16 PM
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31. Al From Where?
Al From Upland? Is he related to that thug from FR?


:evilgrin:
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 08:31 PM
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35. Al from the meeting with the corporate suits
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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:42 AM
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2. delightful!
Edited on Fri Dec-09-05 01:59 AM by MisterP
the more outrageous the DLC utterances, the more frantic and fanatic their pimpers are: it's almost like there's no connection between reality and rhetoric--a trait which they immediately project on us, a'course
And don't forget "fool," "embarrasment," or "trust-fund-brat anarchist thug" for "protester"
And of course all the shooter-looters, subhuman zombie drug addicts, turnstile jumpers, Runners, and other easily-blamed victims
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radio4progressives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:55 AM
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3. Definition for the "Fringe Left"
I'm still trying get the definition for the "fringe left" - it seems to refer to those who oppose the Iraq war, but more broadly, those who adamantly oppose wars of aggression, invasions and occupation. Anti-Imperialists types, ya know? i guess that's the "Fringe Left" - but please check me on that..

my sources in the DU, who are closely associated to the DLC have not answered that question yet, though it has been put to them on a number of occasions.

:thumbsup:
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 10:37 AM
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10. simple: GOP-religious nuts=DLC. Democrats-DLC=fringe left
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CrispyQ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 05:23 PM
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29. I see no error in your calculations!

Excellent post, btw!

:yourock:

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kliljedahl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 10:50 PM
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40. You're a mathematical genius
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 12:41 AM
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43. sounds about right to me...
add it to the list!
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BattyDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 02:40 AM
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4. Brilliant!
:toast:

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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 03:58 AM
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5. I had to log back in just so I could recommend this baby!
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Neil Lisst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 04:32 AM
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6. Fat Cat
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 10:39 AM
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13. I would switch the servant and master role, otherwise, perfect
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Neil Lisst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 10:42 AM
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16. I would like to have used tape worms and bowels, but ...
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Irreverend IX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 08:57 PM
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36. Cobras?

Whimpering puppy dogs would be more appropriate. Cobras aren't the first thing to come into my mind when I think of Joe Lieberman and Hillary.
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Peter Frank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 04:44 AM
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7. And Now The Acid Test -- Make this into a bumper sticker...
Please!
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 10:40 AM
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14. that's a long bumper sticker. Maybe "REAL Democrats don't...
take corporate money."
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LincolnMcGrath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 10:38 AM
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12. I plead the fifth!!!!!!
The fifth recommendation that is!!!! :woohoo:
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 10:41 AM
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15. thanks! I was just going to shamelessly lobby for it.
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smoogatz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 10:43 AM
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17. Brilliant. DLC=Democrats Lose Continually.
No questioning the Pretzeldent in wartime, you Michael Moore-humping lefty freaks!
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mod mom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 10:57 AM
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18. DLC-DEMS who LOVE CORPORATIONS! It clearly states their agenda.
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PurgedVoter Donating Member (753 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 11:01 AM
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19. I love it! K&R
One addition:
Radical Left=Those guided by compassion.

I am amazed that this thread hasn't been given the standard three people calling the rest stupid and juvenile treatment. They must be busy reading over their talking points.
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Lydia Leftcoast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 10:42 PM
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38. Or, as one now tombstoned poster used to imply
Radical left=Mondale and Dukakis :rofl:
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electropop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 11:08 AM
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20. Excellent!
Need to keep exposing the Democratic Losership Committe.
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AX10 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 11:09 AM
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21. Kick and Recomended!
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dpbrown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 11:26 AM
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22. Got that right
The DLC doesn't speak for me.

:thumbsdown:
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rman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 11:26 AM
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23. excellent
Edited on Fri Dec-09-05 11:27 AM by rman
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central scrutinizer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 11:37 AM
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24. needs to be a little more perjorative
You left out the "loony left", "the wild-eyed tree-huggers", and the "eco-terrorists"
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Individualist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 11:39 AM
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25. also left out
the condescending "teen progressives".
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me b zola Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 02:16 AM
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47. Ah yes, I have that translation
Looney left=any Dem who is informed on the issues (regardless if they are leftist, moderate, or conservative), speaks their mind, and expects to representation. If you dare speak out against the agenda of the dlc you will be treated like a republican speaking out against bush*.
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LWolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 05:12 PM
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49. Also, apparently, should include
"DINO:" Any one who doesn't toe the line; of course, they probably aren't Democrats, anyway. If they express dissent with the corporate wing of the party, they're really evil Green operatives.
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Jim Lane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 12:11 PM
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26. Shouldn't "special interests" include women and gays, too? n/t
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:52 PM
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28. my apologies
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:24 PM
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27. Kick.(nt)
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Iowa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 07:26 PM
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32. Great! n/t
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 08:21 PM
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33. Say, Iowa...is that actually a poster someone is selling?
Thanks.
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 08:30 PM
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34. I'm going to put that news pic on my blog
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AuntiBush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 10:20 PM
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37. Just Learned Something New. Thanks, Yerbud!
:thumbsup: Printing this one out!
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kliljedahl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 10:45 PM
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39. Excellent translation
DLCers = Centrists too. Bookmarked K&R. Thanks yurbud.



Keith’s Barbeque Central
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stickdog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 11:31 PM
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41. Despotic Lordship Corporation (nt)
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 12:31 AM
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42. Dispensing Largely Crap.
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 12:45 AM
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44. Winner!
Edited on Sat Dec-10-05 12:46 AM by Viva_La_Revolution
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 01:01 AM
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45. I was looking for it ma'am!
How about "Deftly Lugubrious Clowns"?

Ya' know: "Oh woe is us, we'll NEVER win an election until we tenderly kiss Republican rear-ends!"

:hi: Are you enjoying your time off?
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nicknameless Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 01:54 AM
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46. Hilarious and nauseatingly accurate list. Thanks for posting it!
:D
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LWolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 03:55 PM
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48. Best DU post I've read all year.
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

:kick:
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 04:24 AM
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50. Kick (nt)
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Nothing Without Hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 05:05 AM
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51. Superb and oh so true. Though it does overlook the RW Kool-Aid hordes
Hillary Clinton co-sponsoring the ridiculous flag-burning bill - such an empty grandstanding gesture to that group. The rich corporate donors don't care, since it does nothing to their profits. You won't see her calling for fast pullout from Iraq.

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