Chickens of Madness Insanely Come Home to Roost in the Monkey House

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White House holiday life? George "Jesus Christ Almighty" Bush remembering the true meaning of the "holiday season"? With dogs? What's the deal with this secular, Christmas hating Yale elitist?
But, wait, it gets worse!

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(description of president's holiday card which has images of cat and dogs)

Actually, the card shows Bill Frist vivisecting the cat while Rick Santorum frolicks naked with the dogs. All around them, hundred dollar bills swirl like snowflakes in a blizzard.

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The War On Christmas??? There's no War On Christmas, you fucking morons. Not by Soros. Not by the ACLU. Not by your major department stores. None. Not now. Not ever. None. The only War that's ever been waged on Christmas has been waged by Christians:

(interesting outline of how the Puritans refused celebrate Christmas or to recognize Dec. 25, followed by summary of popular feeling about commercialization of Christmas, etc.)

It's too much. Really. Even for right wing lunatics. Some things are just too stupid. And this is one of them. Rubes, wake up! These people think you're morons and, by waging the War For Christmas, you're convincing them they're right. They're not defending you. They're laughing at you. They hate you. They can't stop laughing at how stupid you are and how easy it is to manipulate you. Terrorism lost it's terror. And now they're trying to convince you there are evil elfs in Santa's workshop. All the while selling "Holiday Ornaments" and sending out "Happy Holiday" cards and making videos about the true spirit of the "holiday" season.

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http://bottleofblog.typepad.com/bottleofblog/2005/12/sinister_bush_f.html

They got brush's ratings up, but they can't do it all by themselves. Brush should resign and let the dogs run the country. At least they wont make it any worse.