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crankybubba Donating Member (818 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 11:18 AM
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say something nice about bill orielly(funny)
contest from another site....

CONTESTS
Winning Entries In The Say Something Nice About Bill O'Reilly Contest

10) He's not Ann Coulter.

9) I like his tie.

8) His pointer finger is very well muscled.

7) They've been doing a better job with Bill's makeup lately. He looks almost life-like.

6) He’s not a twin, is he? If not, that would be good.

5) .....(still thinking).......I got it! O wait, no........

4) There is no odor when I watch him on TV.

3) Bill O'Reilly is not solely responsible for the demise of American democracy over the past five years.

2) It's very nice of Mr O'Reilly to consider leaving!

1) At least he's not Kevin Federline.
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 11:24 AM
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1. Federline
Actually, I would have said that about Federline. "He's not Bill O'Reilly."
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 11:24 AM
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2. I want more!
I bet even the losing entries were funny. and insulting. :evilgrin:
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tuckessee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 11:26 AM
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3. 11) He has no children. n/t
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KurtNYC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 11:27 AM
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4. He is familiar with vegetarian eating options
apparently
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 11:28 AM
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5. Eventually he'll have a total and complete breakdown on the air
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 11:28 AM
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6. Who is Kevin Federline?
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Maraya1969 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 11:32 AM
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7. The guy that married Brittany Spears. He has other kids that he doesn't
take care of from what I hear.
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 11:33 AM
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9. LOL. I'm glad I stopped watching TV...
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AX10 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 11:32 AM
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8. "At least he's not Kevin Federline."
I don't know if that's a nice thing or not.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 11:34 AM
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10. He shows how far the dain bramaged in our country can go
up that ladder of success.
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Cyrano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 11:34 AM
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11. He's consistent. (Never tells the truth.)
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bunkerbuster1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 11:35 AM
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12. The sex toy industry needs him.
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laureloak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 11:38 AM
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13. His make up is usually perfect. n/t
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tabasco Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 11:40 AM
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14. 11) Shut Up!! Just shut up !! n/t
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CBHagman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 11:55 AM
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15. He has increased sales in the loofah industry.
And he is a consumer, meaning he helps support the job market.

He is made a constant source of ridicule and shame by Keith Olbermann, thus providing hours of entertainment for beleaguered MSNBC viewers.

He has not, to my knowledge, eaten any babies.
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