THAT was the quickest one I've EVER had...lasted about 25 seconds!!

Yes, I'm talking about my time span of being able to tolerate a Bush bastard "speech"

Here's how the 25 seconds developed:

Switched TV on...the Bush bastard appears...my observational skills immediately tell me that the Bush bastard has had more Grecian 2000 poured onto his head, TODAY the Bush bastard kinda looks Surfer Blonde-esque...next the Bush bastard has had his face covered with some more Man Tan (a DRAMATIC change since yesterday, when the Bush bastard looked as if his face had been dipped in white flour)...in-between babbles the Bush bastard did at LEAST SIX Coke Jaw movements...and smirked TWICE...the Bush bastard then came out with a HYPOCRITICAL GEM:

I paraphrase:

"Democracy takes many forms in different cultures...freedom of speech, freedom of worship...respect for others different beliefs..."

(incoherent mumbo jumbo part that led to THIS next part)...something about:

"Nations that don't allow this...run the risk of sliding backwards into tyranny."

At this particular point, I distinctly felt my blood pressure rising.

END OF 25 SECONDS. SWITCHED TV OFF.

The Bush bastard...who IS a TYRANT and a DICTATOR...who goes PSYCHO APESHIT if ANYBODY criticizes him, has a different opinion than he does, a freak who HATES freedom of speech, a freak who wants a Born-Again Theocracy and therefore hates freedom of worship...a freak who has elections RIGGED and STOLEN for himself and his fellow Repukes...and THIS freak, this LYING, HYPOCRITICAL sack of Monkey shit is LECTURING people on what Democracy means and what Free Nations are supposed to be?

Get outta here fuckface...and don't let the door hit you on your baboon's ass on the way out.

On Edit: Dammit spelling error.

I'm happy to share with everyone that I've never encountered a gentleman that has suffered from PE...thank GOODNESS!

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

:evilgrin:

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

Ah need some too after mah comment there...

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

:evilgrin:

On Edit: I removed my other comment...just in case!

Yeah, that fits... :shrug:

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

Is there something in the water?!

And I have to beg for them!!!

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

Ah like it when ya beg ;)

the question-and-answer time.

Snippy and psychotic looking IF someone asks a FOLLOW-UP question?

Yeah...probably.

about "making up" a response or answer or something and got applause!

The Bush bastard could sneeze or throw-up in front of them and they'd all whoop and clap.

Isn't it sad?

;)

:)

It's too painful and stressful. :(

Edit: Are you watching TV in England or Louisiana?

I'm back in England until April...I put Faux on, it's on digital satellite or whatever the heck they're calling it these days.

On Edit: Dammit another simple spelling error :(

I'm in Sicily and I am planning to come to England in March. Are you near London?

Alderley Edge...it's about 200 miles North of London. I'm in a tiny village, it's very picturesque and rural:

http://www.wilmslow.org.uk/alderley/alderleyedge.html

Do you live in Sicily?

On Edit: Dammit spelling error.

My partner works for ST Micro Electronics here. I am a stay at home Mommy for Peyton Rose. She is four. I am writing a children's book and working on getting two products for kids manufactured.

Pey and I

How fab! Italy's a beautiful country, I've been around Tuscany...Milan mainly and Rome.

Peyton Rose is a little sweetheart :)

Very charismatic! You have lovely children :)

It was only on Faux...and I switched it on, because I wanted to see how messed up a physical condition Junior was in today.

As I thought...bedhead hair, hangover, looked like he'd been sorting bobcats again.

I did watch it, it has gotten easier with time but the anger and frustration does not, especially when the talking heads than go on and on about what a great speech it was....

That makes it even worse if possible.

The last time I actually watched Faux, was Faux News Sunday when I knew Senator Landrieu was going to be on it...and she slapped Chris Wallace upside the head and it was fab!

I like your connection to it being a virus...explains alot why some are infected and others are not.

from at least a year ago.

I cannot watch him, 25 seconds is about my maximum tolerance level. Everything about him, his face, his smirk, his condescending manner, his voice...everything just makes my skin crawl.

It's nice to see you in GD Monkey see Monkey Do :)

This was the classic "I haven't made any mistakes" press conference:

Q. In the last campaign, you were asked a question about the biggest mistake you'd made in your life and you used to like to joke that it was trading Sammy Sosa. You've looked back before 9/11 for what mistakes might have been made. After 9/11, what would your biggest mistake be, would you say? And what lessons have you learned from it?

LONG, LONG, PAINFUL PAUSE

A. Hmmm. I wish you'd have given me this written question ahead of time so I could plan for it. I?m sure historians will look back and say, Gosh, he could have done it better this way or that way. You know, I just, I'm sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this press conference with all the pressure of trying to come up with an answer, but it hadn't yet.

-- edit - how could I forget his "final thoughts":

"One thing is for certain, though, about me -- and the world has learned this -- when I say something, I mean it. And the credibility of the United States is incredibly important for keeping world peace and freedom."

When he couldn't think about a mistake he'd made! If this wasn't the classic example of what a complete Sociopath Junior is then I don't know what would be.

"When I say something I mean it."

'Um, what LIKE going to Jackson Square and PROMISING to rebuild New Orleans...and it's now three months later and New Orleans is still in ruins.

Gosh he's such an ugly little critter.

Fake Quote:

When I say... I... I... when something is... said... by my aminishtrashun we can know that we... the... the truth is told, see."

{spin magic hypno-tie, spin, they are buying it!}

All the real heartlands of Americans are fully in front... behind, in, in.. they back my decision to take action to unstick, to eliminate, no not eliminate but to to do the right thing in Iraq.

{Ahh, the Hypno-tie works every time}

Preferably lasting longer than 25 seconds :evilgrin:

Hold on...let's ask the Magic 8 Ball.

The reasons being his speeches either have nothing to do with his policies and/or he talks like a little kid.

That'll do it every time! :spank:

Yes, Junior DID look like he'd been sorting those bobcats.

:spank: