Looks like there will be no Christmas - Democratic Underground

rpannier

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Mon Dec-12-05 06:49 PM
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Looks like there will be no Christmas

According to unpublished reports, Santa took out a loan from Ameriquest in 2003. He was late making his payment on December 8 by 1 day. So Ameriquest is taking his whole operation.

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Poppyseedman

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Mon Dec-12-05 06:59 PM
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1. I guess Santa has been a bad boy

He should have read the fine print or asked the devil to be his lawyer.

I bet Lucifer would work pro bono if Santa promised not to put coal in stocking.

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Parche

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Mon Dec-12-05 07:23 PM
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2. santa

All of his presents now made in China instead of the North Pole anyway.

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WLKjr

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Mon Dec-12-05 07:27 PM
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3. and his call center for support is in India. n/t

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mwooldri

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Mon Dec-12-05 08:41 PM
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4. Sorry, the British have you beat on this one.

They dropped this by Christmas Island in 1957.

Mark.

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