Conservatives have been sending me anti-Bush jokes-- an amazing turnabout

if you knew these conservatives.

Here's the latest:

There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush fans. Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy - Johnny.

The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a Bush fan."

The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Bush fan?"

Johnny says, "I'm a John F. Kerry fan." The teacher asks why he's a Kerry fan. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a Kerry fan, and my Dad's a Kerry fan, so I'm a Kerry fan!"

The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, "What if you're Mom was a moron, and you're dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush fan."

they're just sheep, as usual.

up with "conservatives" sending anti-bush jokes?

The 30 percent that occupies the far right and exhibit authoritarian tendencies wouldn't find this funny at all. Notice the polls have never dipped into the 20s. That indicates to me a shield of support for Bush that would remain unless Bush actually tried to alienate them or did something so horrific as to warrant condemnation even by people in this segment.

sending jokes around to trillions of friends, and the anti-Bush jokes are now in vogue. It's become fashionable to belittle the Chimp, as opposed to the prior trend, when you risked getting your car keyed by these same folks for criticizing THE PRESIDENT OF THE US.

Decorate YOUR FITZMAS TREE - an Interactive Animation, my Best Yet!

MERRY FITZMAS! I wanted a Fitzmas Tree ever since I heard the term invented on the Web, and NOW by god I have one, and you can too..

I have labored long and hard on this Interactive Animation (Flash - you may need the most recent flash plugin on your system - at least 6 I think, here's the Macromedia link for player/plugins: http://www.macromedia.com/downloads/#players ) - WHERE YOU can actually DECORATE YOUR OWN FITZMAS TREE, by dragging and dropping Ornaments and dropping them on the FITZMAS TREE - if an Ornament sticks to your "hand" it may be because of the slimy people encased within, just give it another mouse click on the tree to shake it off

There are two Flashes that interact with each other - one is the Fitzmas Tree itself, with a box FULL of decorations, the decorations being the Subjects of Indictments, Investigations, etc - something your Right Wing brother-in-law might be interested in knowing, lots of fun facts

If you click (click all over the page, lots of surprises on it) on the TITLE's of the Flashes you can go between the Tree itself, and another Flash that will load up with all the Decorations and an explanation of WHO they are, and WHAT they did.. for folks that don't know much about the Plame Outing they can get educated on the Ornaments and then click on back to the Tree and Decorate the Hell out of it

Here's two links, the first goes to the Fitzmas Tree itself, but like I said, you can click to the other Flash for more info, or a pal can get more info and Trim the Tree after.. Try this one First:

http://www.tbtmradio.com/flash/merryfitzmas.swf

or you can check out the Ornaments (but maybe miss some surprises where the Presents are) at This Link:

http://www.tbtmradio.com/flash/merryfitzmasornaments.swf

In case you're wondering what that building is in the background, it's the HAGUE, I thought it rather appropriate - and the guys in ORANGE, well, I think you'll recognize them

So ENJOY if you will, and do me a favor, keep this KICKED Please - a labor of love, but no sleep for about Three days either.. Pass it around to anyone you think might be interested, and Let me Know what YOU think of this work if you would..

And don't forget to open the presents under the FITZMAS TREE, I wrapped them special just for YOU..

I donated and will send the URL on. Merry Fitzmas!

PS Don't forget to send me the long version! :)

Thanks! Now we can get an actual REAL TREE for our home :) (Unfortunately I'm Not Kidding :) == so I thank YOU and you WILL get the EXTRA LONG version, with all the bells and whistles, and slime and lies, and whatever else Washington supplies with their ORCS lol..

A Very Merry Fitzmas to you.. Patrick Bless us, Everyone :)